More Brewing Co. (StB) - (2018)

I happen to know someone that’s available for the lead just waiting to reprise a previous role. Here’s a sneak peak of him and his mules:

 

Or after a hobo dies in line, Weekend At Bernies: BA Henna Release.

 

The fact that I was able to post gif of Weekend at Bernie’s and a pic from Forest Gump in succession tells one everything they need to know about this thread. It’s a gift that keeps on giving.

 

One of the best posts I've ever seen on BA, Bravo. This release is going to be amazing.

 

FT: Eventbrite Tickets
ISO: Dusty Cellar Whalez

Decided to golf Saturday instead lol.

 

Disappointed in Chicago Entrepeneurs...just looked on Chicago's Craigslist and there are no Postings for people to stand in line at More this weekend...way behind Tampa in this regard where many are hired off Craigslist and even given easy to spot uniforms for The Mule Handler as hired mules have a tendency to wander off when given cash and or have gotten the bottles

 

No

 

You people are goddamn insane if you think getting there by 7am won't get you a bottle. This is how this kind of bullshit happens. Internet rumors, FOMO, then people line up at fucking 2am.

 

Dude, you actually suck.

 

Ordinance or not, people will line up, bottle share and be dicks, it's a fact that sucks and makes everyone in line look like assholes. What could possibly hurt More is if the VPPD spends a lot of their time for 3 days monitoring the people in line and answering noise complaints. Will the VP residents appreciate that their tax dollars are being spent monitoring neckbeards at a beer release? I don't think they will. That is what may determine if they move releases off site of go back to tickets or a lottery.

 

At this point I'm hoping that tomorrow is such a shitlord show that they have to figure something else out for Saturday and Sunday.

 

The bar to clear is the Kentuckley/Bark Lord release of 2017 where a woman threatened to mow the line down with her car. Then she did a re-run and put us on Facebook live. Does VP have a resident crazy lady who's willing to top that?

 

What More also didn't mention is VPPD has the right to shut down the events. Almost happened during henna b1 when the one moron decided to piss on the neighboring business' property.

 

It really would've been a thing if More had done a timed online ticket sale in which each person would opt for a single bottle of one of the three variants. Just about everyone who tried for a bottle would've likely gotten one, and those of us with friends could've entered into agreements as to who would go for which specific bottle and shared 'em.

Of course, that wouldn't build hype that leads to crazy pretrades so....

 

People are already talking about camping overnight on the Facebook groups. One guy says him and a buddy are going to close out More tonight and then just stay there camping outside.

 

That is probably the most sad pathetic thing i will read all day.

 

why, because im going to be ahead of the game and embrace my inner fomo? based on your responses, you have not come to terms with your fomo and think that everyone will get there at 7am, be orderly and this will go off without a hitch.

 

Wow. you REALLY, actually suck.

 

I repeat: one. bottle. of. beer.

 

does anyone know if there will be honey buckets for those of us camping out over night?

I’ve got a nervous bladder so peeing outside in front of a bunch of hobos is worrisome.