Dark Lord (2018)

What’s the matter Colonel Sanders....chicken!?

(Posted ‘cause this day is moving slowly...but tomorrow will fly by! In fact I may do some time traveling...)

 

Making pretty good time from Columbus, OH so far. Left at Noon. ETA is approximately 4:06 PM local time. And no, I’m not typing this while driving. My wife is behind the wheel.

 

I'm praying for you.

 

Also, don't get too drunk that you forget them somewhere, like, say, oh I don't know, the porta-crappers! My friend a few years ago found a full allotment when he went in one to do his business. He left it there, but more than likely the next guy in (or girl) took them.

 

I’m going to choose not to repeat that to my wife.

 

Just found my lanyard from last year, carabiner, and handled tasting glass.

Full range of beers in the fridge for gametime pulls (leaning towards pre-fest CBS, Scratch mushroom beer, maybe some old transient sours, and treehouse / trillium hops).

Putting together my post-fest comedown kit.

Friends sending me travel updates and asking about last minute out-of-market grabs.

It’s happening. IT’S HAPPENING!!!

 

Weenie.

Yes.

 

Looking forward to tomorrow having a POS that actually works. Getting sick of all these cashiers looking at me like I'm crazy when I try to put purchases on my DLD Wristband...

 

PSA - strongly recommend bringing an emergency shit kit: clorox wipes, seat covers and baby wipes inside a ziploc bag. I haven’t used it but friends of mine have been thankful...

 

Careful to whom you pray, on this, the Eve of the Dark Lord.

 

Solid idea. We packed a similar kit last year.

 

I'm praying to the Dark Lord, duh.

 

Imodium my dude.

 

I’d also recommend to some of you first timers arriving early - use those shitters inside the gates earlier rather than later if you gotta go. They’re nice and clean in the morning, but by mid-afternoon, it looks like the Ghostbusters and Goozer battled for the fate of the universe entirely contained within each stall.

 

Wish I could like this multiple times.

 

Goozer? GOOZER?!???

Excuse me. I think you meant to say:

Gozer the Gozerian, aka "The Destructor", "Volguus Zildrohar" and "The Traveler"

 

#ComingCorrectSon

 

Ray, if someone asks if you’re a god, you say YES!!

 

Obligatory Ghostbusters quote:

Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by ******** here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: [to the Ghostbusters] Is this true?
Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true: this man has no dick.

 

Hahaha...I thought of that one first!