Beers you will never drink again

Founders Cerise and Blushing Monk. terrible.

 

Weyerbacher's Imperial Pumpkin
I had this on tap and they gave me a small tulip glass. Thought to myself after tasting it that they were being cheap. After a few minutes, the abv really kicked in but I really thought it was like vodka kicking in. Though I doubt they added vodka to it, that was my impression.

 

Bud, Bud Light, Coors, Coors Light, Miller, or any beer made with rice! Ugh!

 

Anchor Christmas 2010 - Possibly the worst beer I ever tasted. I don't get the hype. It was like drinking a Bitters N' Soda. Just aweful!

Anchor Christmas 2011 - The change the recipe every year so I figure I'd give it a try. Different from 2010, but still happened to become probably the second worst beer I ever tasted. My taste buds can handle quite a bit, but wtf!?

 

Ithaca's Apricot Wheat. Dehydrated apricot flavor does not mesh well within a beer. At least my friend's wife liked it, so the rest of my bottles didn't go to waste. Respect beer, after all!

 

Shipyard's Applehead...
So vile that I will never drink anything brewed by them again.

Don't recall the name, but the Deschutes x Hair of the Dog Collab got drain poured about 4 sips into my 6 oz pour..

Also I don't think I have ever bought a single Mikkeller for a second time... Fun label art, interesting concepts, but more often than not mediocre execution. Not nearly worth the prices they charge.

Lastly, ever Goose Island I have had thus far. Granted I havent had Lolita, Juliet, King Henry or even BCBS, but those I have uncorked (Matilda, Pere Jacques, Pepe Nero to name a few) have been swilled begrudgingly, if not drain poured.

 

I am very close to Shutting out Pumkin beers all together also.
One tasting of Pumking every year wouldn't kill me though.
All others, can stay on the shelves IMO.

 

Yeah, just the name Seabass alone would keep me away.

 

I'm a fan of Nosferatu, but then I like grapefruit juice. If you think Nosferatu's bad, then avoid Nugget Nectar that's an even bigger grapefruit.

 

add crabtree too

 

Frangelic mountain Brown
Southern Tier Pumpking, still makes me quiver...
Heineken
Belgo Anise Imperial Russian Stout - Stone Brewing Co.

Let's also add anything Stone or Schmaltz...

 

That is a spot on description!! Terrible beer.

 

Most certainly agree! Horrific. Even more annoying given how great their regular IRS is.

 

Two hearted doesn't do anything for me at all.

Knuckle needs to be fresh, the malt to hops ratio grows exponentially after a month.

 

Barleywines. Period.

 

New Belgium Peach Porch Pounder, Great Divide Rumble, Wild Blue, Ybor Gold... I could go on...

 

Sometimes I go into ghetto brews, my formative experiences with beer being in the malt liquor category. A few I even still like after having discovered the world of craft brew. But...

Once I ended up getting a tallcan of Camo Black Ice. I am 110% confident that I will never never never NEVER even if you put a goddamn 44 magnum to my head, cocked the hammer, handed me a can of Black Ice & said "drink it or I pull the trigger" drink that shit EVER again! I'd rather be a dead man.

 

So torpedo, hoptimum, celebration, northern and Southern Hemisphere, and estate ale don't do it for ya, eh? Bigfoot is terrible too, I suppose. Oh man.

 

Forgot to add Ruthless Rye.

 

Not for nuthin here but I stayed away from pumpkin beers all together this year
I did try Long Trail only because it was new this year and I had Weyerbacher Imp b/c it is one of my favs other wise I just avoided them like the plague !
Just a bad scene from last years tasting ... But really this whole pumpkin thing has gotten WAY outta hand !