Your Worst Hangover From Craft Beer...and What Caused It

Two hangovers to note, once drank a six pack of Bells two hearted, big mistake.

Went to a local summer beer fest. They give you a few tokens and a 4 ounce cup for the pours. Well after 4 hours of 4 ounce pours, you can guess the rest.

 

I should have kept a hangover diary, because I remember some but not all. Two memorable hangovers came from weddings.

My brothers wedding involved me and other brother drinking fresh Uinta Ipa cans all afternoon for photos and stuff. The wedding went by quick but en route the after party kept pounding Ipa cans in the limo. From there the bar was open and I easily put back 15 Yuenglings. Woke up the next day hurting bad but for some reason I brought a mad elf with me and I drank that and got back on my feet.

I actually forget what I was drinking for the other wedding but I was in an unfamiliar place and had traveled extensively that day. I woke up on a porch sleeping outside and the Temps dropped into the low 50s that night. Lost my wallet and had to find my way back the next day walking past kids getting on the school bus in the morning. With me staggering looking like a cast member from the hangover.

 

I drank 13 Sam Adams Summer Ales in 2 hours after continually losing in drinking games. That's a 12 oz bottle every 9.2 minutes. Wasn't helped by the 5 tequila shots that went along with it. Passed out at 4 pm, woke up at 1 am, couldn't throw up, and almost went to the hospital. Haven't touched that shit beer since.

 

Lol, so your party. Check. Your buddies are looking out for you, lol, check. At what point was some strange women's crotch hovering over you head did you wake up? Your buddies again looking out for your wellbeing. There pics?

 

They did look out for me. Lol no. Rule #1 of a bachelor party = no pics.

 

No pics it never happened.

 

The worst hangovers i've ever had from beer came from bottle shares.

 

Dark Lord Day the year I turned 21. Never again never again. I will die before I get that hungover again

 

I’ve only ever thrown up once from drinking.. despite my best efforts, I just don’t throw up.

However, when I did, I was 17, filled a half empty root beer bottle with vanilla vodka (1 liter of root beer, 1 liter of vanilla vodka), and drank the whole thing.. I threw up a lot.

But from beer.. It’ll give me a headache after crazy bottle shares, but never feel sick.

 

My first significant encounter with tequila ended with me throwing up on a cop who was breaking up a loud party. He was remarkably cool about it, checked my ID, saw I lived in the same apartment building and told me to go home. Nowadays, one would probably get tased if not shot.

For strictly beer drinking, the Hill Farmstead grand opening plus after-party at a nearby house was pretty rough.

 

My birthday (a major one) and father's day were a day apart this year, so celebrated both on father's day by having a Central Waters Pervian Morning, a Prairie Pirate Bomb and a CBS bomber. Three huge BA beers. Within 4 hours.

I had planned to change out (and rewire) my last AC smoke detector (supposed to replace every 10 years) which is on my 14 foot living room ceiling. Never got to that for some reason, talked out of it by BA's and my family...

 

The correct answer is: "I plead the 5th amendment"

 

The times I get bad is when I forget that I can't keep up with the friend of mine that's about 4 inches taller, 100 pounds heavier, and even more experience than I have...

 

Are you a Vampire?

In all seriousness tho, my first 6er of Stone Enjoy By. In 3 hours. Watching football. Celebrated the team win with jager bombs. Woke up under my car and couldn’t keep anything down in my stomach for a whole day. Not even water. Fun Times!

 

Two words...Hopslam...Growler...

I had the shakes for 2 days.... Horrible....just....horrible

 

I'm basically a bottomless pit when it comes to food. I can only guess that I have a low tolerance for carbonated liquid when it comes to beer intake.

This is actually for the best. If I could take in beer the way I can take in crackers my fingers would be too fat to operate the keyboard.

 

"Worst hangover 'from craft beer' and.. what caused it?"

I think that's your answer right there: too much beer.

I love hearing all the excuses: " I shouldn't have mixed liquors." "Oh it was the the tequila." ... No, you drank too much.

 

Black Tuesday.

The devil.

 

Start out dehydrated. THEN drink something that has been brewed warm to hot to a high ABV. DFH WWS or 120 Minute will work well to produce a multi-day hangover.

 

One night I drank a bomber of speedway stout, another couple beers I can't remember what they were, a bottle of founders dkml and I believe a lindemans framboise. I was pretty drunk, just about falling out of my chair. I was at home at a bonfire, not far to stumble. I seem to remember the next morning being a bit rough, though I didn't puke. My best puking stories are all reserved for whiskey.