Halle Berry's pet Octopus: NBS BIF 8

I wonder if it this monkey has a knife....

 

Sadly I can mark you off my list now.

 

Sorry, fellas - hadn't intended to put you on the spot. Just wanted to remind you that you're missing hints and LIFs and the usual joy of the BIF. As noted, my notifications have fallen off a couple of times recently - thought the same might have occurred with you!

 

Ok, off to the cities. Have fun today, and see you all tonight.

 

Some more vague hints for you, target - these should help you narrow it down to a state with a little research.

Hint #11: There are no less than four big stouts and porters on my wish list that are produced by one specific brewery that is local to my target. Consider “local” as being <one hundred miles - probably closer.

Hint #12: I've thus far only had one beer from this specific brewery - and it was not a stout.

Hint #13: I also have lots of IPAs on my wishlist - there are many produced by one brewery local to my target, but across the border, that might be slightly closer to home than the brewery mentioned above.

 

I just want to call someone out already......

All this damned math!!!!!

 

Do it! If you're wrong you'll at least be able to mark someone off your list, if you're right I may be able to mark someone off of mine!

 

I'm pretty sure that box #1 is going out soon, so I'll try to step it up with the clues.

Hint #6- put a wiggle in your stride.

 

It’s no problem, I already knew my first few hints and was planning to post them last night anyways. Having a day off and no grading is really, I’m really excited to start digging into the hints!!

To my target, I have already bought a lot of cans and a few bottle, just need to pick up a few more today and pack it up!

 

No I have not fell off was busy this last weekend and i ended up with a concussion from a fall at work. I am going to catch up today.

 

I see only one option in your wants for a brewery with at least 4 big stouts...unless you consider imperial porters to be stouts.

 

@Monkeyknife ?!?!

 

Dear target.....



This...

 

Bottle Logic!

 

Going to leave this here, to my target like this post if you do not have a nut allergy and you like Hazelnut's . I guess need to make sure you are a fan of barrel aged beers as well.

 

Hint 1: shipping east of the Mississippi.

Hint 2: Going within 1000 miles of my last NBS box

 

I was thinking that they were referring to someone who took part in the "Monkeys with knives" round of this BIF

 

Haul hint.

Dear Target, I hope you like Tired Hands, because you’re getting 1 of everything from their release today (and some from previous releases, too).

 

Shit! Good catch, Jon - yes, consider porters as well! Maybe specifically porters...