Halle Berry's pet Octopus: NBS BIF 8

Boooooooooo! Actually, I had one recently and it wasn’t awful. Almost marzen like.

 

I think you may be mixing the words weird and disturbing up

 

Hint #1- shipping west of the Hudson River
Hint #2- I have bought beer in my target's state and/or province.
Hint #3- I have never sent beer to my target before.
Hint #4- my target's state is home to more than one Fortune 500 company.
Hint #5- 'oops!
Hint #6- put a wiggle in your stride.

Hint #7 is a musical clue:

 

Ask @jvgoor3786 if he still has any pictures of his first box. I used a lot of printer ink

 

Well.....the story is I AM Lord Nut in my house.....

 

I could pull them off. I have a nice ass.

 

So with hint 7, your target was a one hit wonder?

 

Just a wonder .

Feel free to interpret it however you like, though...

 

Haul Hint six I think?

 

I call BS.....let’s see it

 

Rest assured I won't be sending YOU any Blue Moon...

 

I might drop a single giant box on my target and be a “1 hit wonder” myself.

 

Aha! Another clue!

 

This is gonna sound weird...but its a canadian and Orthodox Jewish thing. All the "purely" kosher brands have has ketchup chips for years. aka I grew up on those and used to LOVE them. now I'm an all dressed fan, specially when theyre not those damned crinkle cuts

 

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This hint should eliminate 5 participants:

If you live in a state where an NFL team won the super bowl last year, you can take me off of your list. I really like Tre Burton though.

 

I have to get at least one more hint out there tonight. Let me think of a good one, because I’m pretty sure(due to my recent shopping trips for hops) that my first box will hit the road tomorrow morning.

 

I go by Captain Awesome here. True story. My wife even gave in eventually.