Halle Berry's pet Octopus: NBS BIF 8

You let me know when you hit Transient. It’s about 30min from my house and I hit it up fairly frequently.

 

I would gladly put up you two rascals.

 

Every time I see the article about Transient on the front page, I want one of those shirts. I definitely need to make the trip. They were closed when I drove up to Michigan last time!

 

What about a pigeon joke?

 

Well, if that’s the case then you are probably going to be a little jealous of my targets swag. Pretty sure you will only be jealous for a little bit, though....

 

Duuuuuuude. You are too generous, my friend!

 

Another way to do it would be to hold the bread and cheese, and dehydrate the meat. I've done it that way before, and it works pretty good...

 

Lucky for my target he has been very active....

 

No takers on the pigeon joke? I’m gonna tell it anyway.

Did you know that pigeons die after sex???

At least that’s what happened to the one I fucked.....

 

It was amazing. I think the destruction after the BIF was supposed to be over may have exceeded the BIF itself.

I was not invited to join anything. This is not unusual.

 

Dear target,

Your state/province isn’t exactly a young one, but it’s definately new. First box is in the wind.

Hugs & kisses,
Chris

 

Next hint.....

Oh, that's right, I've been called out.

Oh, well. Still no clue who my sender is. I do have it down to 4 names, just no clue.

Carry on.

 

The NBS hint was referencing the Threes beer I reviewed to start. You had a Threes beer (not the one I drank) on your wants. I’ve never seen anyone with that beer as a want before, so I was referencing that.

Fishbox is a parcel delivery service some of us city folk use to avoid having boxes left on our stoops. Although I’ve mostly stopped using them, since they’ve upped their price to $12 a package.

 

I’m down to 14 left on my list. I really have my eye on one, but I can’t cross any of the others off yet. At this rate I should be able to call out my sender right after their first box hits my doorstep.

 

A certain delivery company says your box is scheduled for delivery tomorrow — which in my experience means Monday or Tuesday. Just in case, some more clues...

Hint 12:
Not shipping to the state of my last official NBS BIF sender

Hint 13:

 

I'm riding the struggle bus too. My short list is down to 7 but its hard to eliminate senders who haven't provided many hints.

 

Hint 14: I’m not shipping to anyone with two of the same digit back-to-back in their username (excepting, of course, if they have three of the same digit back-to-back in their username)

 

My state is old and new, but I’m pretty sure I checked you off my list....

 

Hint #1: My target’s state is larger than mine
Hint #2: My target has been in at least of the last 3 rounds
Hint #3: My target has reviewed at least 250 beers.
Hint #4: My target has reviewed less beers than me
Hint #5: My target has had beer from my state
Hint #6: This is not the first time beer has been sent between us, could have been a trade, previous target, previous sender, LIF from an earlier round or ninja box.
Hint #7: My target is active on this thread.
Hint #8: My target’s state does touch water, but not an ocean.

Hint #9: The best and most memorable football game I have watched took place in my target’s state

 

Hint #15: I didn't even know what this term meant, but here ya go - "bedroom community". Sho ain't what it had me thinking, lemme tell yas.
Hint #16: My target's municipal clerk has a surname that looks hilariously similar to a certain bodily waste product

^^ This hint makes me laugh a lot. That poor lady.