Halle Berry's pet Octopus: NBS BIF 8

It's true!!!

I think I'll just move along to my final suspect!

Hint #2 made me really doubt myself, but - @larryi86 what say you? Do I continue guessing at random, tenuous connections???

 

maybe @WesMantooth can tell us why

 

Cleveland

 

Shallow dating pool, too many **** stars?

 

That sounds like central MN, without the **** stars.

I need a beer.

 

Not enough **** stars?

 

Minus the "central" part. The last woman I went on a date with was 36, had a 17 year old daughter, too many cats, and still lived with her ex-husband.

I'd take a beer as well! And maybe a Russian bride, kthx.

 

I think I can hook that up

 

Let's keep that to the "extras" though - and definitely not in the "food item" category.

 

@Dragginballs76 I forgot to mention that the ninja box you requested will be landing on Thursday. I hope your ninja target really enjoys that “amazeballs” beer.

 

Looks like mine will be landing Thursday as well. In my drunken stupor I did not notice they have had it like 3 times but super highly rated it. Maybe they can take it to a share or something????

 

My last one wasn't that bad. Just didn't work out. The problem was it was 5 years ago.

 

Looking forward to the paybacks! Now I have to double back and see what hints you posted. Am I really dumb? Was it math?

 

22 here, turning 23 in a few months

 

I he posted an old nation glass and said he's sent or received beer to/from his target before

 

Still lived w the Ex?? Oy vey

 

Not enough astronaut ****

 

the best of ages

 

Damn, now I really feel old. I haven't been that age in 23 years.

 

That’s me, your package came in today!