Dark Lord Day (2019)

Discussion in 'Great Lakes' started by Quilentro, May 16, 2018.

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  1. SeanBond

    SeanBond Pooh-Bah (2,904) Jul 30, 2013 Illinois
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    This thread was started in 2018, time to shut it down and start the Dark Lord 2019 (2019) thread!
     
  2. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    confirmed complimentary copy of the unreleased wu-tang album included on every dark lord bag.
     
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  3. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    you saw the title of the thread, right? Clearly says 2019

    also we should do costume contest this year. the octopuses in the pit last year inspired me.
     
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  4. sahd-1

    sahd-1 Savant (1,179) Jul 2, 2013 Illinois
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    We should all just dress up as that white-trash, steam-punk, goth whatever-the-hell chick that was molesting her old man in the mosh pit last year.
     
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  5. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
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    No it doesn't
     
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  6. KevinJohnson2

    KevinJohnson2 Savant (1,049) Jul 8, 2013 Michigan
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    Was talking to a bartender the other day who told me they are going to mix in some adult contemporary with the metal acts this year.
     
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  7. croush

    croush Pooh-Bah (2,407) Mar 20, 2015 Illinois
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    The lead singer of my Wham! cover band told me we’ve been getting a higher level of booking inquiries so maybe I’ll get in free this year!
     
  8. NNN

    NNN Zealot (536) Feb 9, 2017 Illinois
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    Are they still going to have the enormous, roped-off space in front of the stage again?

    Indiana...
     
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  9. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
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    After Beezy-gate, it's about to get enormouser.
     
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  10. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    May the magic and the power of wu tang bless you with better reading skills. Or observation skills. Don’t really care which actually.


     
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  11. SeanBond

    SeanBond Pooh-Bah (2,904) Jul 30, 2013 Illinois
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    In fairness, I think you misunderstood my original comment, so maybe we should all just drink beer about it.
     
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  12. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
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    The fog of Wu has blinded you from seeing that it clearly does not say "Dark Lord 2019 (2019)" ...this is real talk and a serious issue that we should all be putting our energy behind.
     
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  13. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    2019 will be the biggest s-show yet when FFF Distilling is introduced and tons of veteran neckbeards over do it on the 80 proof distilled Dark Lord prompting hundreds of ambulance calls and Homeland Security shutting down the fest early at 3pm.
     
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  14. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    will that be before Goatwhore performs?
     
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  15. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    I think you both underestimated the debauchery of 2019 DLD and misread the program- the "G" wasn't capitalized.
     
  16. JJH1018

    JJH1018 Zealot (699) Sep 13, 2013 Illinois

    This will be the first DLD I'll miss since 2013. Stupid wedding. And I kindly asked if they could move the date to accommodate the Dark Lord. Looks like I'm SOL this year.
     
  17. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    You just need a body double, an in-ear headset, and a go pro (so you can watch the tape of what your body double did later).

    Send me some DNA, a picture, and a waiver saying you aren’t afraid of CRISPR, Human Growth Hormone, black magic, and clones.

    We’ll get this sussed out pronto.
     
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  18. JJH1018

    JJH1018 Zealot (699) Sep 13, 2013 Illinois

    I like the way you think and I'm game! My wife said I don't have to go to the wedding but you know what that really means. Though it may be worth it!
     
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  19. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    sounds like the perfect honeymoon.
     
  20. JJH1018

    JJH1018 Zealot (699) Sep 13, 2013 Illinois

    Ha it's not my wedding. It's one of her friends. Any other Saturday would've been fine. Son's of bitches.
     
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