Zombie Apocalypse: Brewery Fort

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by JuniperJesus, Nov 9, 2012.

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  1. JuniperJesus

    JuniperJesus Pundit (805) Feb 26, 2011 Illinois

    It's a matter of preference. A balance between good beer and good chances of survival would be ideal. My survival formula is weighted to favor good beer. Under no circumstances is shitty beer an option.
     
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  2. loudmouth

    loudmouth Initiate (0) May 24, 2010 Wisconsin

    Don't you disrespect the best show in the history of television, you book reading snob! And they never showed Lori getting shot, just a gunshot and a reaction...can't make assumptions. The author of the series has complemented the TV writers on coming up with plot twists he never would have thought up.
     
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  3. fujindemon74

    fujindemon74 Pooh-Bah (1,797) Nov 7, 2012 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah

    Too much better TV to devote time to.
    I'll give a TV 3 episodes to grab me again, if not, it gets dropped and I don't look back.
    That's what happened.

    Life is too short as is, I don't drink BMC for similar reasons.
     
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  4. MikeEhrmantraut

    MikeEhrmantraut Initiate (0) Aug 28, 2012 Tennessee

    Last night featured case boxes(assumed use is for storage) of Terrapin Golden Ale, Sweetwater Georgia Brown, and Red Brick Hoplanta.
     
  5. fujindemon74

    fujindemon74 Pooh-Bah (1,797) Nov 7, 2012 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah

    I approve of your avatar.
    Mike was (RIP buddy) my favorite BB character.
     
  6. goodonezach

    goodonezach Initiate (0) Mar 24, 2011 New York

    you're probably better off at hill farmstead then...
     
  7. maltmaster420

    maltmaster420 Initiate (0) Aug 17, 2005 Oregon

    Not to burst your bubble, but Highway 14 runs from Vancouver, WA all the way out there. Not to mention all the other roads and whatnot.
     
  8. checktherhyme

    checktherhyme Savant (1,036) Apr 8, 2008 Washington

    Oh really...oops. Ive only been there a few times and I've just got there from the bridge. Id still go there probably. Its worth being eaten alive
     
  9. MoparGrease

    MoparGrease Initiate (0) Jul 26, 2012 California

    Strand Brewery in Torrance, CA. It's the closest thing to me.
     
  10. wittyname

    wittyname Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2012 North Carolina

    So you agree that dogs can't look up?
     
  11. robbrandes

    robbrandes Initiate (0) Nov 30, 2010 Oregon
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    3 floyds. zombie dust has supernatural powers. if you line the windows and doors w/empties, the zombies are powerless and cannot enter. i've resorted to this tactic at least 4 times in the last year, to great effect.
     
  12. merc7186

    merc7186 Initiate (0) Dec 5, 2010 New York

    I dont know if I agree with you Fran...just look at those pot holes in the third picture...those are going to stop a herd of zombies. That picture would be cooler if they ramparts on the front gate building.
     
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  13. dfassino6

    dfassino6 Initiate (0) Jul 25, 2010 Wisconsin

    New Glarus. Out in the country and everybody in Wisconsin has guns.
     
  14. wvsabbath

    wvsabbath Pooh-Bah (1,887) Apr 29, 2010 West Virginia
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    Well there is one factor that is always missing in zombie movies... its always summertime, warm hot weather. Can zombies function in winter temps? Snow? aa blizzard?. So therefor, Id head to juneau alaska , alaskan brewing. Drink amber ale and smoked porter and possibly be zombie free?
     
  15. Jwale73

    Jwale73 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,966) Aug 15, 2007 Rhode Island
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    Read World War Z (or wait for the movie bastardization that is coming out). Apparently, Zombies freeze in the winter, but then thaw out again when it warms up.
     
  16. creepinjeeper

    creepinjeeper Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2012 Missouri

    Walkers, runners, crawlers or draggers . . . I'd defend 3 Floyd or Two Brothers to my last brain cell. Whatever brain cells survive the mass consumption of truly fine beer, that is.
     
  17. creepinjeeper

    creepinjeeper Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2012 Missouri

    I think a Dreadnaught IPA and myself would compliment each other rather nicely.:grinning:
     
  18. creepinjeeper

    creepinjeeper Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2012 Missouri

    I bet he does. Most recent episode shows he, experiment dude and Merle carrying cases of something out of his house.
     
  19. adowney523

    adowney523 Zealot (686) Aug 4, 2004 Massachusetts

    I think it was Sweetwater Georgia Brown and Redbrick Hoplanta.
     
  20. RichBeer

    RichBeer Crusader (464) Jan 11, 2009 California

    For those of us in central California, I think the best option is Kern River Brewing. Up in the mountains, small population, and good strong walls. Just board up a couple of windows, pour yourself a Just Outstanding IPA, and hope that Citra and Class X are in the tank.
     
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