Other Half (2019)

Guess who just got back today?
Them lactose bois with the craze for haze
Chugging beers and not putting chairs away
But man, I still think them hazebois cray

They were asking if you were kicking tekus around
At EQ or Hudson Valley bound
Told 'em you was tearing Smith St down
Drivin' @jrnyc crazy

The hazebois are back in town

 

Where can one purchase a wild Thai banana? I’m getting tired of Chiquita.

 

If you google wild thai banana, a) nothing autopopulates and b) there isn’t a single result that matches that verbatim

 

That's honestly one of the funniest things ever.

 

All 5th Everything Banana is too damn sweet. Get the four ounce.

Side note, KCBC Ryders (Mikkeler collab) is awesome- rich, cocoa/cocoa coffee, motor oil thick without the need for an insulin shot.

 

Use of the #hazegramps™️ term has gotten really liberal. @rozzom coined this phrase, but he never trademarked it. So, I have. Here on in, any use of this term will need prior written consent from me. Acceptable payment could be made in beer, cash, DDH ACE, gifting me an empty chair in a long line and any interesting offers. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

 

Was there some sort of special event today? Just got back from snowboarding on the back of a grizzly bear while whittling a wooden knife down the side of the steepest mountain this side of the Mississippi and apparently missed out?

 

They released every variant of Hop Showers along with special glassware, t shirt and lighter.

 

Fuck me!!!!

In other news, I used the wooden knife to kill the bear for jerky.

 

I’ll trade you some mixed 4 packs for some of that Grizzly Jerky.

 

It might be a bit too malty but I’ll let you know how it develops for sure.

 

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

 

5th anniversary is damn good. But the big surprise for me is how seriously good this double mmm fruit is. The OH sour game is strengthening in a big way. And a 7% Berliner? This tastes amazing. New yrs resolutions ended in a satisfying way this evening.

 

A 7% berliner? That’s an oxymoron!

Had a can of Carton’s EWF-MIA berliner yesterday and it’s one of the best berliners I’ve ever had.

 

Only had the fifth anniversary. It's sweet, a little boozy, and really had no bite to it like the fourth. Very smooth, somewhat malty. I thought the comments on it being "too green" were odd. There's no burn whatsoever that I can detect. The fourth I tried on draft, and similar to last year had real bite on it. Would've liked a split case of the two for the contrast but this will do.

 

Thank you guys for making my Saturday at work funny as hell, NY might have the coolest BA's in the game.

 

@KingforaDay make sure to add romantic encounters to your list as well for yesterday’s highlight reel.

Would love to get @Feaor ’s side of this too - “when he burst into my car between stops muttering loudly to himself, I figured this was just another day on the NYC subway. But when I heard he was actually ranting about the inconsistent naming convention of the dream/daydream series, we made an instant connection”

 

Got there around 11:45 and saw some guy passed out on a bed of 6 cases and a cooler right outside the taproom. I assume that was Kevin?!

 

I’d like to applaud Kevin for being responsible. Yes he could have communicated better with his wife, but after 10 hours of chugging pastries and tose, having a 30 min nap before driving is the right thing to do

 

Just catching up on the past 24 hours of posts, and I don't think I've ever handed out so many likes. We've actually reached missing person status?

Close the ************ down and start other half 2019 part 2. Seriously, this has to be the peak. It's all downhill from here.