Dark Lord Day (2019)

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  1. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Never before has one man set himself up for so much DLD disappointment. I hope your DLD 2019 is creepdick free.
     
    #381 HouseofWortship, Mar 6, 2019
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  2. sahd-1

    sahd-1 Savant (1,179) Jul 2, 2013 Illinois
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    Creepdick...Is that what happens when you’re wearing a loosely tied bathrobe?
     
    #382 sahd-1, Mar 6, 2019
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  3. JakeT469

    JakeT469 Initiate (0) Jan 13, 2012 Colorado

    Pretty sure “Creepdick” is what little boys refer to as Catholic priests.
     
    #383 JakeT469, Mar 7, 2019
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  4. Cannonball

    Cannonball Initiate (0) Jul 16, 2014 Illinois
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    I always think a big riff doom band would go over well. Monolord and Church of Misery will both be stateside and have open dates on May 18 - I'd be all about that. Earthless would also rule. I bet Weedeater would play well.

    Obviously I'd love Sleep, especially considering HoF's tenure at DLD but I doubt that will ever happen.

    In terms of more local stuff, I feel like Rezn and Oozing Wound would be great fits. I don't know that Bongripper would go over well but man would that be cool.
     
    #384 Cannonball, Mar 7, 2019
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  5. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    This one time, at Dark Lord Day, i got so hammered, i creepdicked in my pants.
     
    #385 spicoli00, Mar 7, 2019
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  6. allenblaire

    allenblaire Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2019 Tennessee

    Last year was my second year there, so I knew what to expect - but my friend and I were standing by the tent next to the food trucks, and these two guys came up to us asking how we were doing (should go unsaid they were smashed, but dude could barely hold his eyes open) and his friend went behind me to try and go through our totes.
     
    #386 allenblaire, Mar 7, 2019
  7. KCUnited

    KCUnited Savant (1,038) Nov 11, 2014 Arizona
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    Creepdick's demo tape and first album were cool but everything after got super generic.
     
    #387 KCUnited, Mar 7, 2019
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  8. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    No.
     
    #388 ChiCubs78, Mar 7, 2019
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  9. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    Quite a few Dark Lord Days.
    Truth. Only waited 15 minutes for Chemtrail Mix.
    Maybe.
     
    #389 ChiCubs78, Mar 7, 2019
  10. I_Have_The_Runs

    I_Have_The_Runs Initiate (0) Nov 19, 2018 Illinois

    I think Creepdick is an morbidly obese man that only wears an white t-shirt that barely covers his genitals and nothing underneath it to public swimming pools
     
    #390 I_Have_The_Runs, Mar 8, 2019
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  11. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    Haven't you guys learned that the internet is all knowing? Looks like some solid domain names still available too. Creepdick
     
    #391 flat_lander, Mar 8, 2019
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  12. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    This onetime, at Dark Lord Day, they had an all goat petting zoo. Hope they bring it back this year.
     
    #392 spicoli00, Mar 8, 2019
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  13. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    DLD faux pas- Seeing the goat headed demon dark lord and petting his head like a common barnyard animal.
     
    #393 HouseofWortship, Mar 8, 2019
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  14. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    have you guys ever heard that baby shark song?
     
    #394 midmichmatt, Mar 8, 2019
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  15. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Wu-tang b-side? Yessir!

    Baby shark ain’t nothing to BAAAAAAABY SHARK do dooo do do do do
     
    #395 Quilentro, Mar 8, 2019
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  16. Franfab

    Franfab Initiate (0) Apr 3, 2018 Illinois
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    This is some amazingly high level trolling of parents with young children. Just reading the words 'baby shark' is like hitting a play button in my brain. Well done sir!

    [​IMG]
     
    #396 Franfab, Mar 8, 2019
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  17. FleskBrewFan

    FleskBrewFan Zealot (636) Aug 4, 2016 Illinois
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    Hoorraayy!! Our Wu Tang leader is back
     
    #397 FleskBrewFan, Mar 9, 2019
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  18. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    Telling lies?
     
    #398 flat_lander, Mar 9, 2019
  19. Franfab

    Franfab Initiate (0) Apr 3, 2018 Illinois
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    [​IMG]
    Oh no you didn’t...
     
    #399 Franfab, Mar 9, 2019
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  20. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    No papa.
     
    #400 flat_lander, Mar 9, 2019
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