Dark Lord Day (2019)

I am happy to hold your variants while you duel as I'll have room in my backpack, am very fast, and look nondescript...

 

I almost mentioned that you dueled to the death with a squirrel...but do people really like squirrels anyway?

 

Fully agree with @Quilentro and @croush here. Actual discussion about actual metal, a bunch of useful information and no one using the disclaimer, generally good behavior... WTF is going on here?

I can only conclude that this is the end of craft beer, the DL thread, the internet, life, the universe and everything.

I was ready to issue a damning proclamation about the abuse and neglect we have suffered at the hands of these gentlemen (and a gentlelady or two?) who value civil discourse and the doling out of good-natured advice over the use of toilet language and inflammatory bowels rhetoric that allow us to maintain our sanity in this small, dark corner of the internet. But then Sweet Brown called.

So, in summary...

WHO: Quilentro and @Jmorey (with their duly-appointed seconds)
WHAT: Duel with The Interpretive Dance
WHERE: The Grassy Knoll outside of the Hip-Hop Tent
WHEN: 3:33 PM on the Day of the Dark Lord (cuz it won't be dark enough at 7:06)
WHY: the fuck not?
STAKES: Winner gets Tweaked, loser gets Turtledogged.

@HouseofWortship to provide bottle check services to all duel participants and spectators at no cost.

All information is subject to change without notice.

And now that that's out of the way, can we get some variant predictions, pleeeeez?

 

dark lord aged on durian in a dumpster full of spent kitty litter known as Tokyo Hellcat

 

DURIAN!

 

What about speculation on the "theme?" Japan/Shogun last year. still not sure what 2017 was supposed to be. 2016 was space zombies, 2015 pirates, 2014 killer indigenous tribe.

 

2019 will be IG Models.

 

Other known facts about @Quilentro

1) Prefers infected stouts and may question your palate if you think it sucks.

2) Demands that servers tell him their favorite Disney princess before they are allowed to leave.

3) Claims to have killed a wolf with a sword, but is full of shit.

 

The funniest thing is that he has no idea that @Jmorey actually IS a wolf that we've created an online alias for, and that is who he will be dueling with at DLD. I'm still not sure how @midmichmatt plans on getting the wolf into DLD, but I think it can happen.

<cue @Quilentro finding ways to stash swords in the ground all of 3 Floyds' grounds prior to DLD>

 

@midmichmatt has an extensive collection of sheeps clothing.

 

What have I done

 

It would appear that, based on their posts before ticket on sales, the theme is 8-bit/pixel art.

 

I thought 8-bit was all the E-Tix server could handle....

 

twatter posts?

 

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down here. I think I get a say in what the dueling method is here. And by a say in it, I mean we rock paper scissors between your suggestion of interpretive dance, and my better suggestion of "Bliming" which is blindfolded miming.

I might have just made it up, but that sounds like quite a drunk show.

 

Also, I know I am quite furry and I am a carnivore ... but I am no wolf.