Dark Lord Day (2019)

Discussion in 'Great Lakes' started by Quilentro, May 16, 2018.

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  1. FleskBrewFan

    FleskBrewFan Zealot (636) Aug 4, 2016 Illinois
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    The distillery is hiring...might be an in
     
  2. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Hey Mr. Floyd, have you ever considered aging liquor on swords? It is the most metal thing you can do. Let’s start with a Japanese-style whiskey and this custom katana I happen to have brought to this job interview. It is named Urufukirā.

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    Some time later, Quilentro emerges from a cask, licking Japanese whiskey from his sword, seasonal blue moon hovering over him like a mirage halo, while High on Fire sings “Chaotic hunters rise.”

    And for the first time in unrecorded history, a wolf knows fear.
     
  3. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    This thread has taken an unforeseen and hitherto new pivot into some bizarre fan fiction mating ritual genre....
     
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  4. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    @HouseofWortship senses a shift in the crowd as all eyes pivot to the sword wielding mime, dripping in whiskey. A howl of fear cuts through the windswept dusk, and for the first time, @HouseofWortship feels the full moon’s catalyst pull, and senses a deep and violent change begin to shake through his system.
     
  5. Silvertrance

    Silvertrance Initiate (155) Jul 31, 2013 Kentucky

    Learned some info this weekend. Was told 12 variants this year, expect the favorites from the last few years to return. I asked about Handjee, FVM and Chemtrail. The rep smiled and said it would be stupid of them not to. Was also told to expect a name change on Handjee this year.
    They sold 1000 more tickets online this year. As always in person will happen because they have to keep something for the locals.
    Merch will be moved to inside the starting pin on the south side.
    They are trying something this year to help with some of the crazy lines the timed tapping caused but I did not get more details on that.
     
  6. croush

    croush Pooh-Bah (2,407) Mar 20, 2015 Illinois
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    Mating ritual? I think you've gone too far.
     
  7. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Quilentro has died of dysentary....
     
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  8. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    Good try, you can’t derail this thread with your fake news.
     
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  9. ChWRoCk

    ChWRoCk Devotee (325) Dec 9, 2013 Illinois

    I took the 9AM bus last year, I want to say I officially stepped foot in the festival about 20 after 10? Relatively quick ride, and our driver actually missed the exit for 3 Floyds and we took a little detour, but definitely still got there early enough that I was able to grab Chemtrail on tap still when it went on at 10AM.

    You really can take whatever bus you choose on the way home, I took an earlier bus than what I had scheduled, granted, new year and maybe new rules. On the way back I don't recall them checking my digital ticket, driver just looked to see that I had the wristband for the Green Street shuttle on.
     
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  10. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
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    Variant tickets!
     
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  11. ADTaber

    ADTaber Pooh-Bah (2,093) Apr 29, 2011 South Carolina
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    Sitting out this year unfortunately. C.R.E.A.M. though.
     
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  12. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    i really hope they change the name from handjee to blumpkin nightmare
     
  13. eppie82

    eppie82 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,377) Apr 19, 2015 Illinois
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    I hope to see a return of a BA Dark Lord with Coffee... in 2015, the Cognac BA Dark Lord with Coffee was on par with VBDL/Handjee in my opinion. I know some of the other variants have had coffee since, but I'd like to see a coffee only DL variant this year.
     
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  14. Zoomslowik

    Zoomslowik Savant (1,148) Mar 17, 2016 Illinois
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    Alright, screw it. If we're assuming 12 variants...

    Likely- Handjee, Chemtrailmix, Bourbon/Rye barrel, Muerte/other pepper variant, FVM since they've done it 3 years in a row, scotch so we can all get Turtledogged again.

    That still leaves 6, probably 3 of which are bullshit in wine barrels. Guesses?

    I say embrace the soy sauce. Ginger, garlic and thai bird chiles in a sake barrel.
     
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  15. BLA1R

    BLA1R Crusader (406) Sep 1, 2015 Illinois

    Honestly, the wine barrel variants are really good. The fruity wine barrel notes really compliment the flavor and sweetness of Dark Lord. I was pretty skeptical before I tried one but was totally surprised, and the idea of DL being aged in wine barrels started to make a lot more sense to me.
     
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  16. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    New Moon: Dark Lord stored in silver tanks for 13 full moons, aged on Wolf’s Bane.
     
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  17. BLA1R

    BLA1R Crusader (406) Sep 1, 2015 Illinois

    Dark Lord al Pastor: brewed with guajillo and ancho chiles, aged on grilled pineapple
     
  18. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    The wine barrels tend to have a dry finish too which is actually a plus.

    Dark Lord aged on hot dogs in mustard barrels. this one's called French's Baloney Pony.

    EDIT: Or Abe Froman's Revenge
     
  19. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Dark Lord with cacao nibs aged in CBD oil barrels....
     
  20. wolfatyourdoor

    wolfatyourdoor Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2017 Ohio

    Definitely depends on the type of wine. Muscat and similar dessert wine barrels are just awful (see: FVM 17)

    I'll take a Port BA DL though
     
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