SLOPPY SECONDS: SAVAGES (V2)

"Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere...
Would you? Could you? In a car?
Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree!"
Dr. Seuss

 

Awesome!

 

Dude that's perfect!!

 

So my security team here at Gold LLC just informed me there has been an intrusion on the property.

It seems it’s gonna be harder than I thought to stay out of this one while I reconstruct my CLOSED porch....

Damage report coming once my team figures out all the details...

 

So what you’re saying is I owe you a box with candy and snack cakes and Speciation? I mean, I’m sure I can find another 5 gallon bucket to add to your collection...

 

I got ***** of the candy but the beer was amazing!!!

 

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I thought the Cold Pressed Coffee Pumking was decent enough, not good enough to drink it all mind you!!

 

About 2 sips is my limit.

 

Well I suppose you deserve some snacks...I assume like any red blooded American you enjoy snack cakes also?

 

Lakefront Brewing Barrel Aged Imperial Pumpkin is about the only one I like.

 

So I have been hit by none other than @strohme2

Upon noticing the intrusion, the security team found this note left behind.


Well, well, well. I do appreciate you taking SOME pity.


First, a freaking Bourbon Paradise. A huge, long time wish list item for a PAAboi (Yeah, SOME PITY!)
& then
Nü-Tella (imperial hazelnut coffee stout, YES!)
Palo Santo 10W-40 (have never had any of the 10W-40s and I’m excited to try one!)
Captain Boots (imperial brown ale with coffee & cinnamon, another YES!)
& last but not least, The Barbaric Yawp (a TRIPLE barrel aged scotch ale. Bourbon, rum & RYE barrels, can I say YES enough?)

Wow, Justin, what an awesome box! I’m glad you took SOME pity, but it definitely wasn’t taken in the quality of the beer!

My list continues to grow as my porch remodel goes backwards.

Thanks Justin, & cheers to the rest of you Sloppy Savages!

 

Nice hit @strohme2 !

 

I am a fan of them, usually. Good Gourd from Cigar City is my favorite, though I haven't had it in years. Hopefully with the CC distro in MN now, I can have it again.

There was one horrible one I had once. A micro brewery in Rochester, MN made a pumpkin beer by combining their amber with pumpkin spices. It was a horrible mess, and the flavors totally clashed. When I mentioned that to the staff, they looked at me like I had 2 heads.

Never been back to that place, after.

 

Cheers @AyatollahGold enjoy!

 

This is the correct response

 

Fuck it. I'm in. Info incoming @FFFjunkie .