SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Target 1
Hint #1: Heavy hitter that lives to my East.
Hint #2: I have never sent you beer. This should narrow it down a bunch.
Hint #3: I have 5 of your wants in my fridge right now. 2 were already destined for another home, so 3 will be hitting your porch. 2 of those were added in the last 6 months.
Hint #4: We share a dislike for pumpkin beers.
Hint #5: Have one more bottle arriving Monday via mule and waiting on some fresh stuff from one of my 2 favorite breweries, box should arrive late next week.
Hint #6: We have never been in the same BIF (that should narrow it way down)
Hint #7 I like just about every style of beer, you seem to fall along the same lines.
Hint #8: You live in a state that produces it's fair share of whales.

Hint #9: Correctly guessed one of my senders. It's funny because the 2 boxes I dropped off for you are going to the same state he lives in. Check the mail tomorrow!

Target 2
Hint #1: You are fucked!
Hint #2: Turns out, hint #1 was an understatement
Hint #3: Unfortunately for your porch, you have 3 senders this round!
Hint #4: Hint #3 makes me so happy!
Hint #5: We have not shook hands yet. This should make @Vidblain, @Dragginballs76 and @FlintB feel a little better. You guys were the other options for this target.
Hint #6: Will be including the newest releases from 2 well known west coast breweries.
Hint #7: I have sent you beer before and you have sent me beer before.

Hint #8: Target 1 has been dealt with, now you have my full attention. If my eventbrite skills are up to the task, I should be picking up your last bottle in mid-October. Boxes will fly right before the deadline.

Target 3:
Hint #1: Challenge accepted!
Hint #2: Whoa, you have drank a lot of whales!
Hint #3: My two favorite breweries are Russian River and SARA, yet you somehow have more ticks from each of them.
Hint #4: You don't have as many ticks from HF as @jhavs, but the fact that it is even close is very impressive.
Hint #5: I have more karma, beers, places, posts, likes and trades than you.

Hint #6: You have post less hints than the 6 I have posted for you.

 

So I've eliminated 18 possible senders, but I really have no clue as to the rest if you.

 

I save that word for my best friends especially those that tend to be on the weird side. In about ten minutes we are off again to eat OBX oysters and clams.

 

I become increasingly worried and excited by your target #2 hints. Hints 1-3 are the most worrisome.

 

I think I've sent you beer but maybe no?

 

You have definitely sent me a box of beer before!

 

I'm jealous.

 

I am out. Now I can claim to be bum(bummed)4ever!

 

Hmm....

 

In addition to oysters and clams, the place we are going also serves mussels. I am thinking about filling a growler at the Northern OuterBanks Brewing Company. A small outfit that opened maybe a year or so ago.

 

Oh... I misunderstood. I wondered why you guys wanted to meet up at a brewery.

 

Have you eliminated me?

 

Haven't seen my second target in a couple of days! I may just need to send him a box of smoked beers to get him posting again. Or maybe he's too busy currently with the tequila shots.

 

The treehouse reference really has my radar up for you...

I've only been able to eliminate 12 people so far. The 2 target aspect does make it really hard

 

Yes, but now you make me question that decision.

 

Sadly you are not my assigned target.

 

Unless you are shipping beer back in time I am not your target.

 

I went through your hints again and I was wrong. I should not have eliminated you as a possible sender. My geography was screwed up as I am southwest of you. I originally was thinking just south.

 

It's the little things

 

Good, I was worried I eliminated you by accident....