SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

….New Hint....
Neither of my targets live in a state that had a QB that's only claim to fame is a buttfumble.

 

Well now I'm officially out. That was an especially painful day to me as a Jet fan.

 

Butt Goal > Butt Fumble

 

Isn't every day painful to you as a Jet fan?

 

Speaking of 'little things' hope everything is going well with the induction. Looking forward to a proud papa pic.

 

Yes and add the Mets to the list of bad choices I have made.

 

That is a nice butt goal. Hadn't seen that. I stopped paying attention to hockey after the Whalers left CT.

 

That was a damn shame when they left.

 

Appreciate the thought we are good just waiting it out right now been in hospital since last night

 

Now that target #1's box is out time for another clue for target #2:

Hint #1 Shipping East.
Hint #2 I’ve shipped to 1 of you in the past.
Hint #3 You’re both in trouble.
Hint #4 One of my target’s will get their box fairly soon, the other closer to the deadline.
Hint #5 Both of my target's have considerably more UT check in's than I do.
Hint #6 Both of my target's are getting beer from a source that is way closer to you than me.
Hint #7 Target #1 (who I've sent to before), packaging some of your beer right now.
Hint #8 Target #1 just finished with your cans. I couldn't fit them in a flat rate box but jhavs could, barely. Now on to your bottles, swag and food.
Hint #9, Target #1, Hint #8 was a lie. That was yesterday. Today @jhavs couldn't fit your cans in a flat rate.
Hint #10 I want to visit both of my target's states but for different reasons. Target #2's state to watch some baseball. Target #1's for another reason I'm not going to mention. But if you go a ways back on my UT ticks, you'll find something else I like to do.
Hint #11 Target #2 I have been within 1 hour of your home. But it was back in '97 on my senior high school trip.
Hint #12 Target #2 You're a patient man...I take that back, since I don't know...but you're going to have to be.
Hint #13 Target #2 I believe I can fill some of your wants (or wish list). One of them has probably been my favorite beer over the last 12 months. Good thing I still have 8 of them.
Hint # 14 Target #1 I've witnessed you chug a beer.
Hint # 15 Target #1, your box is in the wind. Hoping it makes it by Friday. You haven't called me out but you should be on to me by now. If not, this should spell it out for you: 4+18+1+7+7+9+14+2+1+12+12+19+7+6
Hint #16 Target #2, you may be on to me as well. This is a hint and a request. Expanding on hint #13 above, I could fill as many as 8 off your wants/wish list. 4-5 because they all come from the same brewery. The brews I have in mind are not available to the general public. So please make sure your list is updated!

 

If this is me that list is good only thing I can think is I had FO last years batch but that's it, but I cant follow clues in my current position haha

 

I remember driving up for a Whalers game back in the day--Hockey in a mall!

 

OT game winner there.

I was in the Whalers arena once for a Pearl Jam concert but saw them a bunch when I was a kid in Buffalo. I miss the old Adams division with them, Boston, Montreal, Quebec, and Buffalo.

 

Don't have to anymore was also just a look of general confusion at all times

 

He just looks like a lost puppy to me.

 

Yep. I bought a cassette single of Every rose has its thorn and then went to watch Zarley Zalapski score a hat trick at one point in the 80's.

 

The hockey stuff is over my head. But loved Poison. Vividly remember "couple skating" at the local roller rink to Every Rose...ha

 

I was young and very, very stupid--kids, listen up here and don't try this yourselves.
2 buddies and I drank the better part of a case of Keystone Light on the way to the game (4 hour drive). Then we drank more at the game, got tossed out of the arena (rightfully so) for being drunk and obnoxious, then snuck back into the arena. We couldn't find our car after the game, finally did, hit a Burger King on the way and drove 4 hours home. I woke up somewhere on the Jersey Turnpike sometime around 1 am--and I was driving! Incredibly stupid night but we were young and invincible.

 

Hope it's going well!