SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Alright, my last hint for target #2 is below. If you don't know that I'm your sender by now or after this hint, I'd say your real name is Helen Keller. @CanConPhilly isn't the only one who can come up with a super creative word search ("super" and "creative" being used very loosely here!).

Hint #1 Shipping East.
Hint #2 I’ve shipped to 1 of you in the past.
Hint #3 You’re both in trouble.
Hint #4 One of my target’s will get their box fairly soon, the other closer to the deadline.
Hint #5 Both of my target's have considerably more UT check in's than I do.
Hint #6 Both of my target's are getting beer from a source that is way closer to you than me.
Hint #7 Target #1 (who I've sent to before), packaging some of your beer right now.
Hint #8 Target #1 just finished with your cans. I couldn't fit them in a flat rate box but jhavs could, barely. Now on to your bottles, swag and food.
Hint #9, Target #1, Hint #8 was a lie. That was yesterday. Today @jhavs couldn't fit your cans in a flat rate.
Hint #10 I want to visit both of my target's states but for different reasons. Target #2's state to watch some baseball. Target #1's for another reason I'm not going to mention. But if you go a ways back on my UT ticks, you'll find something else I like to do.
Hint #11 Target #2 I have been within 1 hour of your home. But it was back in '97 on my senior high school trip.
Hint #12 Target #2 You're a patient man...I take that back, since I don't know...but you're going to have to be.
Hint #13 Target #2 I believe I can fill some of your wants (or wish list). One of them has probably been my favorite beer over the last 12 months. Good thing I still have 8 of them.
Hint # 14 Target #1 I've witnessed you chug a beer.
Hint # 15 Target #1, your box is in the wind. Hoping it makes it by Friday. You haven't called me out but you should be on to me by now. If not, this should spell it out for you: 4+18+1+7+7+9+14+2+1+12+12+19+7+6
Hint #16 Target #2, you may be on to me as well. This is a hint and a request. Expanding on hint #13 above, I could fill as many as 8 off your wants/wish list. 4-5 because they all come from the same brewery. The brews I have in mind are not available to the general public. So please make sure your list is updated!
Hint #17, Target #2-I'm bored. My oldest daughter's birthday looks like it shares a day with your anniversary. Creepy that I found that out, right!
Haul Hint#1-you're getting beer from a membership I currently belong to and a different one I'll belong to next year. The 2nd one is loosely synonymous to Contemporary Clocks.
Haul Hint #2-I'm planning on crushing you for no less than 3 specific reasons.
Hint #18, Target #2

 

I am way too lazy to read all the hints let alone have to think about them. Most of the hints count me out. But one can only keep the faith and hope.

 

Lots of B,L,&, O in that puzzle.

I wonder?

 

Hahaha

 

Bastard

 

Shit's getting real here.

 

Dont let those bullies scare you Haha @FlintB been luring in the shadows this go round

 

My friend that is not necessary. By the way whoever sent the box, I am really enjoying the beer. Here is the second beer I have had. I am running out of folks who I can accuse of sending the box.

 

Haha lurking goddamn no edit @Mipper @ayalaa28

 

@Oconomowocian @Jimmy_Kneecaps thx fellas

 

I think I know who you’re sending to now. I’m a little dense tho...

 

somebody porch is gonna be screaming for mercy when a @FlintB box drops. Although those huge packages @Dragginballs76 posted gotta have some folks squirming too

 

Whatcha think of that one? Was not what I expected it would be. Smelled one way and tasted another.

 

I see that @superspak and @drunkenmess both reviewed this. Are either of you the guilty that sent the unnamed ninja box?

 

Little baby girl boxes they send

 

Nice hits @SouthernSips and @y2kawakami . I was laughing about the poke cause in my signup email to @FFFjunkie I mentioned no fish/shellfish for food option for me, and joked that I bet no one ever sent a trout in a beer box...

 

Enjoyed it man by untappd shows but pineapple coconut scares me usually too much but her it's almost too understated but still a smooth easy drinker

 

Had sone catching up to do since I slacked on checking BA this weekend....This is soooo me!!!!!....haha

 

First box for.Target 2 is packed.and will be dropped of at UPS tomorrow. Second box for Target 2 will be sent in a week or two.