Other Half in Illinois 2019

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Thanks neck beard!

 

In order to keep pace with society, my terminology was meant to be inclusive so that every type of neck-beard from any area, who may be reading my message, understands what I mean.

 

#gatekeeperadvocate

 

Audibly just started cracking up in my cube. I moved from Lombard to Geneva a few years ago and all my close friends still live in the city. Anytime they come out to visit they refer to it as heading out to Iowa.

I get it, its far but its not THAT far. I work in the loop M-F and the right Metra trains make quick work of the commute.

I will commend the STC Binnys as being the best Binnys I've ever been to in terms of beer. Very happy I only live a few blocks away.

 

If you have a defined area between your head and body you are already ahead of the game.

 

+5 points. I'm back baby!

 

OH 4 packs ranging from $19-24 + tax per 4 pack.

 

Anyone at Beer Temple or any of the other events tonight?

How are these beers? Worth seeking out at $19-24 a 4pack or nothing crazy compared to what we’ve been getting from our Chicago breweries?

 

How’s the line at Lincoln Park Binny’s?

 

Baby free? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

Which line is gonna win this morning? Binny’s or Garage Sale at REI?

 

Smart money is on REI because you can gear up there first, then be ready to brave all Chicago winter beer lines.

 

There are probably 75 people in line at LP

 

Unsurprising. 75% in line are neckbeards with flannel jackets and man-buns.

 

Basic white guy.

 

Yep. Oh, let's also say - 75 pounds overweight minimum

 

Start screaming “Neck Beards” like Ogre from Revenge Of The Nerds

 

Hahaha! Nice dude!