Its Tuesday, so... Hint 01: Not shipping to new newbie Hint 02: Your wants are outdated Hint 03: I have sent you a box in the past Hint 04: Not shipping North Hint 05: You have more trades under your belt Hint 06: You have more beer karma Hint 07: I have not been to your state… yet Hint 08: You are not landlocked Hint 09: Not shipping to @CBrodbeck Hint 10: Not shipping to @Blacksheep2plt Hint 11: Not shipping to @Jackd33 Hint 12: Not shipping to @locoformavs Hint 13: Not shipping to @byrdpickem Hint 14: You were not at #DLD2019 Hint 15: Not shipping West
Dear Target....your box was ready to go......until my buddy said he would be at Pulpit this coming weekend(he's skipping my daughter BDay Party)…..expect box to go out Monday(12/16/19)
Hint #1 - My state is larger than your state (in terms of square miles) Hint #2 - The highest point in your state is more than a 1/4 mile lower than my elevation Hint #3 - Koo Koo Kanga Roo Hint #4 - According to the last census (in 2010), Gujarati is in the Top 10 most spoken non-English languages in your state Hint #5 - Tarimuki (Ghisadi) is often cited as an additional variety (dialect) of Gujarati (referencing Hint #4 above) Hint #6 - Lil Xan has not played in the major city closest to you in the past year. Maybe next year though?? Content Hint #1 - Could Weldwerks have released some BA stouts lately? Content Hint #2 - Medianoche? Content Hint #3 - Only BA stouts and imperial stouts included in the box as of right now, maybe a whiskey sample too Content Hint #4 - Now I have an IPA or three in the box Content Hint #5 - M-e-d-i-a-n-o-c-h-e
Hint #1 - My state is larger than your state (in terms of square miles) Hint #2 - The highest point in your state is more than a 1/4 mile lower than my elevation Hint #3 - Koo Koo Kanga Roo Hint #4 - According to the last census (in 2010), Gujarati is in the Top 10 most spoken non-English languages in your state Hint #5 - Tarimuki (Ghisadi) is often cited as an additional variety (dialect) of Gujarati (referencing Hint #4 above) Hint #6 - Lil Xan has not played in the major city closest to you in the past year. Maybe next year though?? Content Hint #1 - Could Weldwerks have released some BA stouts lately? Content Hint #2 - Medianoche? Content Hint #3 - Only BA stouts and imperial stouts included in the box as of right now, maybe a whiskey sample too Content Hint #4 - Now I have an IPA or three in the box Content Hint #5 - M-e-d-i-a-n-o-c-h-e Content Hint #6 - A new waxed bottle is being released today from a Castle Rock brewery. Expect that bottle to be in your box.
Hint #1 - My state is larger than your state (in terms of square miles) Hint #2 - The highest point in your state is more than a 1/4 mile lower than my elevation Hint #3 - Koo Koo Kanga Roo Hint #4 - According to the last census (in 2010), Gujarati is in the Top 10 most spoken non-English languages in your state Hint #5 - Tarimuki (Ghisadi) is often cited as an additional variety (dialect) of Gujarati (referencing Hint #4 above) Hint #6 - Lil Xan has not played in the major city closest to you in the past year. Maybe next year though?? Content Hint #1 - Could Weldwerks have released some BA stouts lately? Content Hint #2 - Medianoche? Content Hint #3 - Only BA stouts and imperial stouts included in the box as of right now, maybe a whiskey sample too Content Hint #4 - Now I have an IPA or three in the box Content Hint #5 - M-e-d-i-a-n-o-c-h-e Content Hint #6 - A new waxed bottle is being released today from a Castle Rock brewery. Expect that bottle to be in your box. Content Hint #7 - Never have I sent out so much Barrel Aged beer
Hint #1 - My state is larger than your state (in terms of square miles) Hint #2 - The highest point in your state is more than a 1/4 mile lower than my elevation Hint #3 - Koo Koo Kanga Roo Hint #4 - According to the last census (in 2010), Gujarati is in the Top 10 most spoken non-English languages in your state Hint #5 - Tarimuki (Ghisadi) is often cited as an additional variety (dialect) of Gujarati (referencing Hint #4 above) Hint #6 - Lil Xan has not played in the major city closest to you in the past year. Maybe next year though?? Content Hint #1 - Could Weldwerks have released some BA stouts lately? Content Hint #2 - Medianoche? Content Hint #3 - Only BA stouts and imperial stouts included in the box as of right now, maybe a whiskey sample too Content Hint #4 - Now I have an IPA or three in the box Content Hint #5 - M-e-d-i-a-n-o-c-h-e Content Hint #6 - A new waxed bottle is being released today from a Castle Rock brewery. Expect that bottle to be in your box. Content Hint #7 - Never have I sent out so much Barrel Aged beer I don't know what else I can do. If my recipient hasn't guessed me as their sender by now...
HA! @locoformavs I see it now! I'm looking up census languages and shit and the whole time it is right there. Really looking forward to this box!!