Dark Lord Day (2020)

I don't know, maybe the hotels got sick of guests sous-videying meats in their toilets...

 

It's surprising, because no place has been doing this, for like the past 16 years DLD has been running...except for a couple of the closest hotels last year, or the year before?

 

I spend a decent amount of time in Chicago too.

 

But...then you'd have to Uber back down south to hit all of the strip clubs and casinos.

 

OK, now this is an argument I can get behind.

 

We were good stewards of our room. But your greater point is well taken. They probably disliked my buddy finishing it off with a blow torch in the parking lot even less. Yep, that happened too. It was a pretty awesome day of many firsts.

 

You mean you guys need more of that stuff after watching people pee on fences and potentially having a ton of money thrown at you after picking up your bottles based on which variant hit?

 

Do you go through the bottle line naked? If so, I'm partying with you next time.

 

huh. And I thought I did well when our hotel break last year involved getting weird with a couple dozen cupcakes.

 

Funny, they weren't chocolate frosted before you smuggled them into DLD....

 

It’s fun to stay at the YMCA ... (after Dark Lord Day).

 

But if you stay in Chicago this year you can get REALLY weird with a couple dozen cupcakes, if you know what I mean.

nudge nudge

 

Last year was baby shark, right?

 

I'm just going to leave the jokes related to the phrasing sit there because you guys were cool at the fest.

 

Unleash the fury!

 

I feel like you might have missed a real good opportunity to make a towel related joke here...

 

I think you'll be surprised at just how special the bottles people bring to share are. After most people's first time they end up wishng they had brought more firepower.

 

Good luck in the “First Timers Bruery Stout Mosh Pit”

 

We over brought last year. Ended up being an albatross at times, especially "drinking down" at the gate which was absurdly unnecessary. This year I'll be more targeted and efficient. At least up until I down multiple chopped cheese.

 

They best bring that chopped cheese heat