Newbie BIF Hints & Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by LehighAce06, Aug 27, 2015.

  1. MTKATL

    MTKATL Pooh-Bah (1,800) Jun 9, 2015 Georgia
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    Anybody know the ratio of dings to dongs? Someone said 1:2, but I wasn’t certain...
     
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  2. brutalfarce

    brutalfarce Pooh-Bah (1,551) Mar 23, 2018 Connecticut
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    not sure the specifics but for sure more dongs
     
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  3. Burrass

    Burrass Initiate (0) Mar 3, 2015 Virginia
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    **Beware Newbies, looks like "The Savages" are out for blood! Looks like @EMH73 was the culprit behind this box of beer AND topical agents lol.1847 rye stout-lavery, abuse of powder-destination unknown, "wrapped beer" that I'm assuming is a #chugs, oops hopped my pants- sand city, awake-night shift, ritual colors- foreign objects, 20/20- sand city, brownie bite- sand city, heavy boots of lead-singlecut, pastry dreams-captain lawrence, water taxi-destination unknown. I appreciate the box, but be forewarned that this will not go unnoticed from us Newbies! Cheers![​IMG]
     
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  4. EMH73

    EMH73 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,705) Sep 16, 2015 New York
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    Does not need to be a chug. Enjoy (not meant ominously)
     
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  5. Victory_Sabre1973

    Victory_Sabre1973 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,445) Sep 15, 2015 Minnesota
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    You do know the Newbies drew first blood, right? It, honestly, looks like @EMH73 went easy on you.
     
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  6. EMH73

    EMH73 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,705) Sep 16, 2015 New York
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    There can easily be more!
     
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  7. jonbonfondle

    jonbonfondle Initiate (0) Nov 1, 2014 Minnesota
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    He even used the name-brand lube!
     
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  8. jhavs

    jhavs Grand Pooh-Bah (3,587) Apr 16, 2015 New York
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    Savages always keep it classy.
     
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  9. EMH73

    EMH73 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,705) Sep 16, 2015 New York
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    It's our middle name.
     
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  10. brutalfarce

    brutalfarce Pooh-Bah (1,551) Mar 23, 2018 Connecticut
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    if theres one place a savage doesn't cheap out its the lube
     
  11. Franfab

    Franfab Initiate (0) Apr 3, 2018 Illinois
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    Looking at the definition of Savage, I don't find anything to indicate the above is true.

    Considering the source though, I'm willing to grant it might be possible
     
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  12. Satch44

    Satch44 Devotee (320) Sep 1, 2015 Illinois
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    Anyone got the exact definition of Savage handy to fact check this?
     
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  13. Bum4ever

    Bum4ever Pooh-Bah (1,838) Jan 18, 2017 California
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    Funny enough, I recently read the definition of a savage. What a coincidence.
     
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  14. HeartofMiami

    HeartofMiami Pooh-Bah (2,357) Sep 20, 2014 Florida
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    ...even heard there may be more than one definition :sunglasses:
     
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  15. Victory_Sabre1973

    Victory_Sabre1973 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,445) Sep 15, 2015 Minnesota
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    Hope this helps.

    sav·age

    (săv′ĭj)
    adj.
    1.
    a.
    Not domesticated or cultivated; wild: a savage animal; the savage jungle.
    b. Not civilized; barbaric: a savage people.
    2.
    a.
    Vicious or merciless; brutal: a savage form of warfare.
    b. Characterized by or showing hostility; unforgiving: savage criticism.
    3. Extreme in strength or degree: savage heat.
    n.
    A member of a people regarded as primitive, uncivilized, brutal, or fierce.
    tr.v. sav·aged, sav·ag·ing, sav·ag·es
    1.
    To assault ferociously.
    2. To attack without restraint or pity: The critics savaged the new play.
    [Middle English sauvage, from Old French, from Late Latin salvāticus, from Latin silvāticus, of the woods, wild, from silva, forest.]
    sav′age·ly adv.
    sav′age·ness n.


    savage
    (ˈsævɪdʒ)
    adj
    1. wild; untamed: savage beasts of the jungle.
    2. ferocious in temper; vicious: a savage dog.
    3. uncivilized; crude: savage behaviour.
    4. (Anthropology & Ethnology) (of peoples) nonliterate or primitive: a savage tribe.
    5. (Peoples) (of peoples) nonliterate or primitive: a savage tribe.
    6. (Physical Geography) (of terrain) rugged and uncultivated
    7. obsolete far from human habitation
    n
    8. (Anthropology & Ethnology) a member of a nonliterate society, esp one regarded as primitive
    9. a crude or uncivilized person
    10. a fierce or vicious person or animal
    vb (tr)
    11. to criticize violently
    12. to attack ferociously and wound: the dog savaged the child.
    [C13: from Old French sauvage, from Latin silvāticus belonging to a wood, from silva a wood]
    ˈsavagedom n
    ˈsavagely adv
    ˈsavageness n


    sav•age
    (ˈsæv ɪdʒ)

    adj., n., v. -aged, -ag•ing. adj.
    1. fierce or ferocious; wild; untamed.
    2. uncivilized; barbarous.
    3. enraged or furiously angry.
    4. rugged or uncultivated, as country or scenery.
    n.
    5. an uncivilized human being.
    6. a fierce, brutal, or cruel person.
    7. a rude, boorish person.
    v.t.
    8. to assault and maul brutally.
    9. to criticize remorselessly.
    [1250–1300; Middle English savage, sauvage (adj.) < Middle French sauvage, salvage < Medieval Latin salvāticus, for Latin silvāticus of woodlands =silv(a) forest + -āticus adj. suffix]
    sav′age•ly, adv.
    sav′age•ness, n.

    Based on WordNet 3.0, Farlex clipart collection. © 2003-2012 Princeton University, Farlex Inc.
    Noun 1.
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    savage - a member of an uncivilized people
    barbarian
    primitive, primitive person - a person who belongs to an early stage of civilization
    anthropophagite, anthropophagus, cannibal, man-eater - a person who eats human flesh
    headhunter, head-shrinker - a savage who cuts off and preserves the heads of enemies as trophies
    hunter-gatherer - a member of a hunting and gathering society
    Vandal - a member of the Germanic people who overran Gaul and Spain and North Africa and sacked Rome in 455

    2.
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    savage - a cruelly rapacious person
    brute, wildcat, beast, wolf
    aggressor, assailant, assaulter, attacker - someone who attacks
    Verb 1. savage - attack brutally and fiercely
    assail, assault, set on, attack - attack someone physically or emotionally; "The mugger assaulted the woman"; "Nightmares assailed him regularly"

    2. savage - criticize harshly or violently; "The press savaged the new President"; "The critics crucified the author for plagiarizing a famous passage"
    pillory, crucify, blast
    criticise, criticize, pick apart, knock - find fault with; express criticism of; point out real or perceived flaws; "The paper criticized the new movie"; "Don't knock the food--it's free"
    Adj. 1.
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    savage - (of persons or their actions) able or disposed to inflict pain or suffering; "a barbarous crime"; "brutal beatings"; "cruel tortures"; "Stalin's roughshod treatment of the kulaks"; "a savage slap"; "vicious kicks"
    barbarous, brutal, cruel, fell, vicious, roughshod
    inhumane - lacking and reflecting lack of pity or compassion; "humans are innately inhumane; this explains much of the misery and suffering in the world"; "biological weapons are considered too inhumane to be used"

    2. savage - wild and menacing; "a pack of feral dogs"
    feral, ferine
    untamed, wild - in a natural state; not tamed or domesticated or cultivated; "wild geese"; "edible wild plants"

    3.
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    savage - without civilizing influences; "barbarian invaders"; "barbaric practices"; "a savage people"; "fighting is crude and uncivilized especially if the weapons are efficient"-Margaret Meade; "wild tribes"
    barbarian, barbaric, uncivilised, uncivilized, wild
    noncivilised, noncivilized - not having a high state of culture and social development

    4. savage - marked by extreme and violent energy; "a ferocious beating"; "fierce fighting"; "a furious battle"
    ferocious, fierce, furious
    violent - acting with or marked by or resulting from great force or energy or emotional intensity; "a violent attack"; "a violent person"; "violent feelings"; "a violent rage"; "felt a violent dislike"
     
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  16. Franfab

    Franfab Initiate (0) Apr 3, 2018 Illinois
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  17. Joplamp

    Joplamp Initiate (0) Apr 24, 2016 Michigan
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    More than one? Geez, seems like someone figured out there first itty bitty wave generated a yawn
     
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  18. Bum4ever

    Bum4ever Pooh-Bah (1,838) Jan 18, 2017 California
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    My sources tell me a couple of guys who reside in *ichigan were pretty worked up. Lots of plotting and planning. Seems like an over reaction for something that was yawn worthy.
     
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  19. Joplamp

    Joplamp Initiate (0) Apr 24, 2016 Michigan
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    well I owe somebody who came from Michigan’s ballsack a box, so it’s a happy coincidence. Never provide help without expected returns.

    You’d think you could teach these noobs to send a proper box at least...
     
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  20. Joplamp

    Joplamp Initiate (0) Apr 24, 2016 Michigan
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    and josh...‘Merica!
     
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