Dark Lord Day (2020)

At least Stoutboi looks like he's dreaming his dreams of rainbows and wet willies.

 

it's all fun and games until someone shits the bed

 

It's like the Dark Lord version of the Shroud of Turin.

 

This festival should be called Dark Humanity Day.

 

"Munster Brewer 3 Floyds Announces Postponing Of Annual Beer Fest Due to City Concerns Over Pandemic"

"City Councilwoman Smith cited 'CDC best practices advise against a festival like Dark Lord Day where 10,000 people share beverages with Spreading the Virus.' Smith then goes on to say "Though Spreading the Virus is my favorite headliner at Dark Lord Day, we just wanted to act in the best interest of everyone's health and postpone the festival knowing how that the average neckbeard's hygiene is stereotypically awful..."








We are still doing fake DLD stuff like variants and brewery burning down and fake band jokes, right? Or did we stop and no one told me which is why we are only on page 8?

 

If it's not on Snopes that means it's true, right?

 

Even if it were tagged false on Snopes, a good portion of society wouldn’t believe it because it doesn’t fall in line with their beliefs.

 

i thought one of the infallible truths of the internet was: "if it's on the internet, it must be true."

 

Last year was my groups first DLD and it was awesome. Almost got sucked off...up..by tornadoes. Mabey? I dunno. All I know is the beer was awesome and High on Fire was sick. Beer was fantastic...except for the guy sharing the scotch aged parabola during the rain storm when they couldn’t sell anything...FUCK YOU.... You knew what you were doing...anyways. Excited to come back next year...and I want to speculate on some bands. Amon Amarth(gotta get a show out of all those colabs right??), Gatecreeper, Necrot, Blood Incantation....Power Trip with a make up show? Shit..end of the day I had so much fun I’m gonna be back no matter the set list...just please no more Scotch Parabola...I have to imagine it tastes like a Turtledogs dick.

 

Posts ISO for GI Islay.

Don't worry buddy, I got you covered!

 

OMG the tornado thing stuck. I've finally contributed something of value to the internet!

 

You mean the 8 tornadoes? Everybody knows about that!

 

You mean the ones Matt Pike rode to the stage on?

 

Well, Pig Destroyer isn't playing. I asked them on IG and they said no, hopefully next year.

 

they played in 2018

 

Heard they were thinking about canceling this year because of last year's tornado(es) and this years coronavirus. They don't want to risk an outbreak with all the neckbeards in attendance.

 

Guess we're all going to die then...

 

I think you’re good if you rub antibiotics in your facial hair