Dark Lord Day (2020)

my gf will be making her first DL (hopefully), she has no idea what she is in for, thank you for these pics. Now she will get the idea!!!

 

oh i found a shrek

 

Pre-2018 DLD- Dress up so you don't freeze to death in the cold and rain
2018 and later DLD- You know longer need to dress for function so dress like you've been drunk since you woke up and put your banana pants on...

Just saying: https://www.beeradvocate.com/commun...e-being-impacted-by-covid-19-concerns.635879/

 

these seem like they would provide the most protection

 

good thing they got PtY day out of the way

 

2019- Embrace torrential downpour and tornado sirens. You dressed poorly for the occasion so don your stolen garbage bag from the festival cans as you wait in line for your bottle allotment and wear proudly the Poncho of our Dark Lord and savior. The Dark Lord is proud and no doubt astonished by your resourcefulness. You will live this day!

 

NCAA tournament no fans allowed....DL being canceled just went up

 

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/coronavirus-cancel-everything/607675/

 

what's this new metal band, Social Distancing, that will be playing?

 

Lol. I can see it now: "We've decided to continue forth with Dark Lord Day, but unfortunately fans will not be sold tickets so no attendees outside of our team."

 

Send it all to randomly to distro - variants and all - let's have some real fun with getting sick. Cancel the event and have a separate thing with bands playing and everything on tap maybe in the fall for Halloween. Survivors of COVID-19 and the subsequent liquor store riots over Dark Lord distro attend for free with purchase receipts. Bonus: gather all variants from stores and present proofs of purchase for VIP.

 

I have found a solution, Three Flyods will hire all the 450N mules to pick up the beer and ship it to ticket holders. Floyds will pay them standard muling rates for slushy cans.

 

Seems like a lot of the events getting cancelled are higher in population. I think Coachella is approx. 100,000 people per day, so DLDs measley 10,000 in one day really isn’t even a blip on the radar.
what Actually took out Coachella is the confirmed CV cases in Indio and the large population of elderly.
What would likely cancel/postpone DLD would be a large number of confirmed cases closer to the 16th or a large number of bands cancelling due to the virus

 

It would be hysterically ironic if 1349 canceled due to this. When they first announced, I wondered if it was an epic troll attempt by FFF.

 

or, or, just go to jamba juice?

 

You mean outside of being roughtly 30 miles from chicago, only the third largest population centers in the country, and one of the busiest international airports in the country? probably nothing.

 

O'Hare sucks. Doesn't matter how busy it is, no one makes it out of there alive.

 

This may be the most succinct and accurate statement you've ever made on this website.

 

Correct, third largest city with 2 large airports...

...And 2 months in the ENTIRE STATE is sitting at a whopping 25 confirmed cases.

 

just for the record, i'm not that dude in the shark face head thing in the above picture...