Dark Lord Day (2020)

there's nothing wrong with sitting down to pee

 

With all the "avoid the droplets" advice pieces on coronavirus, that's probably the next thing the CDC tells us to do!

 

Will we also then have to crap standing up?

 

So CDC is saying the droplets are transmissible by cough sneeze.

I have local doctors here (among whom supposedly developed the quicker 8 hour test at Cleveland Clinic) stating that general breathing is indeed up to 6 ft away transmitting the virus.

Seems odd for the CDC and other (numerous) doctors to be on different pages.

Oh, except that our president enjoys cutting government institutions off at the knees.

 

make sure you pick up a pair of fart pants
https://www.business-live.co.uk/technology/coronavirus-latest-fart-pant-inventor-17826908

 

We are past 50% folks, looks like the NBA and NHL have people worried that DLD cancellation is not far behind!

 

Color me wrong wrong wrong.

Huna day cancelled.

Not so sad about opting out this year anymore.

 

Wow, Disneyland closed. The Mouse has left the house...

 

You were messing around with Beezy, weren’t ya?!

 

Looks like Indiana Governor just passed something saying that no events with more than 250 people are happening. Not sure how long it's for, but still... DLD 2020 cancelation is looming

 

FFF will just limit the fest to 250 people. Tickets are $7,500 and come with 50 allotments.

 

Ah, the good ole Toppling Goliath treat-the-mules theory.

 

Do employees and band members count against the 250 limit?

 

hey I love you too baby I’m just walking around the parking garage right

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good point, after subtracting employees and band crews there are 46 tickets for sale.

 

“Well, I pee sitting down sometimes if it’s gonna be a longy” -Ben Cafferty

 

I figure that pushes the price of 1 of the 46 tickets to $40,760.

 

I'm not sure how DLD could be completely cancelled, what are they going to do with all the beer sitting in the barrels? Maybe they will sell bottle allotment pickup tickets?

 

I mean, that’s the easiest thing they would have a solution for. Every one of those would sell out at the kiosk at even double the price. The other fest money they would be losing out on (merch/good/drinks) is their biggest consideration.