Drinking IPAs Could Give You Man Boobs and Erectile Dysfunction

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  1. AZBeerDude72

    AZBeerDude72 Initiate (0) Jun 10, 2016 Arizona



     
    #41 AZBeerDude72, Apr 14, 2020
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  2. dennis3951

    dennis3951 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2008 New Jersey

    Any news on what a female can get from drinking IPAs?
     
    #42 dennis3951, Apr 14, 2020
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  3. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    Bigger Boobs!?!:thinking_face:

    Cheers!
     
    #43 JackHorzempa, Apr 14, 2020
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  4. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    More rest.
     
    #44 rgordon, Apr 14, 2020
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  5. nc41

    nc41 Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2008 North Carolina
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    What about ipas and women? Could I make my my wife pound down IPAs?
     
    #45 nc41, Apr 14, 2020
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  6. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    Dale, it would appear your wife is very different from my wife. She is a hophead and the hoppy beers get consumed FAST. I have a homebrewed Sabro IPA fermenting right now. When those beers are done and in drinkable condition they will be gone lickety split.:grimacing:

    Cheers!
     
    #46 JackHorzempa, Apr 14, 2020
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  7. eppCOS

    eppCOS Grand Pooh-Bah (4,570) Jun 27, 2015 Colorado
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    Sure. Simply thought that @Mister_Faucher was in Seattle - and if not, well then... OK.
    I enjoyed the brief month(ish) I had in that city for a summer prof development thing back in 2017. Got to see a few of the small towns, made it to Bellingham too. Cool places, cool breweries is all....
    Peace.
     
    #47 eppCOS, Apr 14, 2020
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  8. Mister_Faucher

    Mister_Faucher Initiate (0) Dec 3, 2014 Washington

    To be fair we're only about 10 minutes out of Seattle city limits, but we don't have their big city problems. Glad you had a good time up here! :slight_smile:
     
    #48 Mister_Faucher, Apr 14, 2020
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  9. Effinwill

    Effinwill Crusader (433) Dec 2, 2016 California

    My family is looking forward to more baseball and brewery summer travel. Seattle area in the summer was just gorgeous. Took me a while to figure out why everyone was so uniformly happy..., it was sunny!
    I think Oregon has better beer though
     
    #49 Effinwill, Apr 14, 2020
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  10. JerzDevl2000

    JerzDevl2000 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,220) Oct 7, 2005 New Jersey
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    Buzzed?
     
    #50 JerzDevl2000, Apr 14, 2020
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  11. milkshakebeersucks

    milkshakebeersucks Pooh-Bah (2,392) Feb 10, 2020 Maryland
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    Imagine the bureaucratic nightmares this could cause! New government warnings on cans and bottles. States banning IPA's. Insurance companies rejecting you because IPA consumption is considered a pre-existing condition. Being exiled until you can fit into a training bra. Where will the horror end?
     
    #51 milkshakebeersucks, Apr 14, 2020
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  12. GormBrewhouse

    GormBrewhouse Pooh-Bah (2,111) Jun 24, 2015 Vermont
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    thats it, now im convinced, im ordering 50 lbs of hops. i figure higher alpha acid the bigger the boobs.


    and give the beer to my enemy's
     
    #52 GormBrewhouse, Apr 14, 2020
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  13. thesherrybomber

    thesherrybomber Initiate (0) Jun 13, 2017 California

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    #53 thesherrybomber, Apr 15, 2020
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  14. SawDog505

    SawDog505 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,922) Apr 9, 2010 New Hampshire
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    I thought sometimes I couldn’t finish in a timely manner was, because I was too drunk. Damn you Quest! I have had man boobs since I was 10. Will see what happens tonight.
     
    #54 SawDog505, Apr 15, 2020
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  15. smbslt

    smbslt Pooh-Bah (1,980) Dec 26, 2010 Illinois
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    #55 smbslt, Apr 17, 2020
  16. Eddiehop

    Eddiehop Pooh-Bah (2,122) Jun 28, 2014 Texas
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    If milkshake IPAs cause man boobs and ED, then what the hell do the stouts do?
     
    #56 Eddiehop, Apr 18, 2020
  17. IKR

    IKR Maven (1,490) May 25, 2010 California
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    In men, genital hypertrophy and a reduction in facial hair! Sorry, as a Stout lover I couldn't resist. jk
     
    #57 IKR, Apr 18, 2020
  18. pianoguy

    pianoguy Pundit (882) Feb 14, 2015 Washington

    Makes me wish that Myth Busters show was still on... They would have gotten to the bottom of this !
     
    #58 pianoguy, Apr 19, 2020
  19. jkrich

    jkrich Pooh-Bah (1,878) Nov 1, 2001 Florida
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    Well, all those IPAs were absolutely worth it - just the added aggravation of finding the right bra size and comfort. It can all be very expensive!
     
    #59 jkrich, Apr 19, 2020
  20. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    I wish ipa would break my man bits.
     
    #60 SFACRKnight, Apr 19, 2020
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