SAVAGES v3

I am dropping off two boxes this morning. They are not for my targets, but the information should still be important for people monitoring this thread.

 

wow, I'm doing a bang up job with my hints this round! That post was actually written by the bear just to troll you @jhavs

 

As @zekeman17 one said about my state: To stop and take a piss on your way to a better state...

 

Gas is cheap too!

 

I told my wife I wanted to get this jacket. She said she’d divorce me. At least I know the first piece of bachelor clothing I’ll be purchasing when my new life starts...

 

If you need any suggestions on pissing off your wife just let me know. I seem to be doing an excellent job.

 

Thanks, Evan. I appreciate that. I just asked my wife on a scale of 1 - 10 how much I piss her off and she said only 3 - 4. I've got some runway ahead of me and might just take you up.

 

Rookie

 

targets like sours
you identify as male
no handshake ticks
one target has been on BA longer than me (X), one has not (Y)
Received beer from one target (X), not the other (Y)
Have been in BIFs with both targets before
I could drive to either target in 24 hours, but not both in the same 24 hours
I have been to both targets states
Neither target has chickens

neither target wears the same size shirt as me - wimpy Large

 

Hint 8: This weekend, one of my targets (b) toasted one of my Untappd check ins, the other (a) did not toast me this weekend
Hint 7: I have more Untappd check ins and unique check ins than both targets
Hint 6: Both targets have posted in this thread this week (Sun or Mon)
Hint 5: One target has a number in their BA Name (a), the other does not (b)
Hint 4: I've never been to either of my targets' home state
Hint 3: Neither target is in my timezone
Hint 2: I've never sent or received beer from target 1 (a)
Hint 2: I think I've sent beer to you, or you sent beer to me, but I'm way too lazy to go actually check. But I'm pretty sure it's happened. (b)
Hint 1: sending west to both targets

 

Got it narrowed down to eight of you, so I figure I'll make a guess. @r0rschach, am I one of your targets?

 

targets like sours
you identify as male
no handshake ticks
one target has been on BA longer than me (X), one has not (Y)
Received beer from (X), not (Y)
Have been in previous BIFs with both targets
I could drive to either, or both, targets within 24 hours
I have been to both states
Neither target has chickens
Neither target wears a Large shirt

Both targets are North of me

 

Hint 1: shipping east (or really, really far west)

Hint 2: I've sent or received beer from at least one target

Hint 3: There was a baseball player who played his whole major league baseball career, over 15 years, with one team...

Hint 4: he was an all star, gold glove winner, silver slugger

and since it’s Aloha Friday, let’s turn two

Hint 5:

Hint 6: he's also been a rookie of the year and a world series champion

Hint 7: he was in the American League

Hint 8: now that some of you know who this Sweet player is, I’m not shipping to the state that was home to his baseball team

Hint 9: Now that a team is established, I’m thinking of two P’s that played for that team. They have some things in common. One thing that they don’t have in common is that one was a RHP and one was a LHP

Hint 10: both pitchers have won a Cy young and a World Series

Hint 11: both pitchers didn't play their whole careers for that team

Non sports hint 1: For @Oconomowocian and other guys who are not baseball guys, you get math hints instead...the product of the digits in my zip code is greater than or equal to the product of the digits in either of my targets' zip code

non sports hint 2: the product of the digits in my zip code is greater than or equal to the sum of the digit products of both my targets

non sports hint 3: even if I were to swim across the Pacific Ocean and land on a state, I’d still need to cross at least 4 more states to reach my targets

non sports hint 4:

 

was waiting on swag/food item so tomorrow boxes go out either way then swag behind it worst case, 1 box out for delivery 1 still in the wind somehow frigging crazy

 

hint # for today I have sent both my targets boxes before in some capacity

 

Hint #9- I've had several beers from each of my targets' states.

 

Got hit by @Justonemore91 . Thought it was an incredibly fast return fire, but then realized he sent the box while mine was still in transit.

Thanks Ray. All new ticks and they're already chilling. Appreciate it much.