SAVAGES v3

Is that a personal picture? It...kind of seems like it

 

That was the last time I received a box from you.

 

Well, I guess I gotta up the ante if one box got you in panties

 

I tried to zoom in to see what it said on the underwear. If only my dad could see me now!

 

it’s terrifyingly accurate

 

He's really into strange and lost cinema and whatnot. When I met him he was there to show a print they had rescued of this Italian exploitation film from the 70's. One of the most mental things I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of weird movies.



Who are some of your other favorite directors?

 

Thank you @FlintB. I think I messed up your address and sent your box to someone else today. I hope you forgive me, being a rookie and all.

 

Outside of him my favorites are:

1. Martin Scorsese
2. Quentin Tartantino
3. Elia Kazan

Followed by:

Dito Montiel
Scott Cooper
Darren Aronofsky
Derek Cianfrance

How about you?

 

Now THAT is Savage.

 

Packing up boxes for target #2 now. He lives closer than #1 “to me” (did I fix it Anthony?). This one is a bit more of a stretch but it’s as close as I could do... where is it going? Here’s the clue...

 

Blind beer 4 of 15 from @thatoneguymike

Pours like and IPA, nice head (TWSS), but doesn’t smell like IPA. Smells like a sour. First sip is nice, maybe it is a sour IPA. Very sweet. I dig it.


Westbrook Grandma’s Apple Pie Gose. Thanks Mike!

 

targets like sours
you identify as male
no handshake ticks
one target has been on BA longer than me (X), one has not (Y)
Received beer from one target (X), not the other (Y)
Have been in BIFs with both targets before
I could drive to either target in 24 hours, but not both in the same 24 hours
I have been to both targets states
Neither target has chickens
Neither target wears a size Large shirt
Both targets are north of me

both targets live in a state with and MLB, NBA, NFL, or NHL team

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Classic!

 

Target 1 hint since it now in the mail.....I was in your state 3 years ago for the 4th of July...felt like your whole state was "Beach Traffic"

 

Welp. There goes the Naturdays for me.

 

Oops. Read that as “and” not “or.” Still in.

Maybe. I’m not sure what shirt size I wear.

 

Hint Target 2...I have never been in any part of your State, but would certainly need to pass through it if I were to make the Trek via Vehicle to my number one Brewery on my "Gotta Visit List" Secondary Hint: That would be Tree House......

 

Hint: One of my targets has been quite uppity lately, but don't worry...his time will come...

Actual hint: Both of my targets wear a larger shirt than I do.

 

Hmmmmm....

 

Hint 1a: sending to a state I've been to
Hint 1b: sending to a state I've never been to
Hint 2: never received beer from either of my targets
Hint 3: I’m on a flight to Florida which will be a nice weekend trip but I won’t see either of my targets because they don’t live there.
Hint 4: Neither of my targets' states have a Big XII school
Hint 5: Neither of my targets' cities have a professional sports franchise
Hint 6: Both my targets' states border a body of salt water