SAVAGES v3

Thanks @FlintB Guessing a strawberry rhubarb sour? Very crushable.

 

lol it smelled like a sour but then didn’t tongue punch my mouth hole... guessed Speciation correctly

 

what about the Jets and the Giants?

 

The NEW YORK Jets and the NEW YORK Football Giants? What about them?

You left out MLS. The Red Bulls play in NJ too.

 

Up next. Smell was maybe a coffee stout. Flavor is all sour. Dark stout with cherries maybe.

 

Got the coffee on the nose. Wouldn’t have guessed Speciation again.

 

Sean @y2kawakami has been a busy boy... today it was my turn. This box (a thank you for a Funk Factory GPIUFMB from a few months back) is a great example of why Savages are the best. I always see a bunch of FW boxed beers floating around, never had one, always wanted one, but never had it mentioned as a want anywhere. Sean takes the time to figure out that I haven't had any and then hits me

blind chug (of course) 22 Anni, 19 Parabola & 19 Sucaba, Waikiki Brewing black strap molasses porter and aloha spirit blonde, Honolulu Brewing surf session IPA and Golden Road mango cart mango wheat and chocolate covered macadamias. The 3 women of the house crushed these chocolate immediately, only saved me 3. And I'm convinced they would not have saved me a single one as that is how they operate but I was like WTF and then all were like don't tell us you have them if you don't want us to eat them. They were great.
Many thanks Sean, this is an awesome treat. So generous. I am stocked well for the lake. Gonna drink these cans on the waters of the great northwoods and maybe get into a FW or 2 also. I would tell you they are chilling but the main house fridge is all fucky suddenly so the beer fridge is full of food. Hopefully I fixed it but thats what I thought at noon and its still not cold.
Cheers bud!

 

and great hits @FlintB @Buck89 @Justonemore91 and @y2kawakami again!

 

Nice hits, all! And always jealous when I see those chocolate-covered macadamia nuts, @y2kawakami.

 

You really got me thinking about this. In no particular order:

Quentin Tarantino
Ben Wheatley
Edgar Wright
Yorgos Lanthimos
Darren Aronofsky
Sion Sono
Park Chan-wook

Also love:
Taika Waititi
Martin McDonagh
Robert Eggers
Makoto Shinkai
Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Lars Von Trier
James Gunn
Denis Villeneuve

Honorable mention:
Bruce Robinson solely on the basis of Withnail & I

 

I think he said professional team, not semi-pro

 

It looks like I'm not immune from strikes, whether known or unknown. First, the box I didn't see coming, from @brutalfarce



Treehouse and Other Half, a pair among my favorite east coast breweries! Really stoked to get into these beers soon; they be chillin. I really appreciate it and I will return the packing supplies to you at some point.

Then, the box I was aware of, that never seemed to end, from @FlintB . I send a small box of barleywine and locals and he crushes me



Awesome sounding No Rules, some IPAs from Homes, fruited seltzers from Speciation, fruited sours from Speciation and Homes. My first Rake beer I think? Thank you so much Brian. I'll save your packing material to return to you too, hopefully with some poke hidden among the beers.

My wife is finally coming around to this. First comes the look of disappointment when she sees the boxes on our porch; then the mood switches when she sees beers she's gonna half with me. Thanks again Brian and William

 

Spill the beans @FlintB

 

I sent him Wyoming and he came up with some excuse, like it didn’t count. Fake news.

 

You spelled Jersey A and Jersey B wrong.

 

Hint: The specific gravity of my targets' want lists is different, just like the bodies of water that border their states.

 

Hint #11: One of my targets lives near a city where mail goes to die @thisischuck01

 

Hint #1 for both of my targets
-My boxes are both heading West.

Hint #2 for both of my targets
-I have more confirmed BA trades then my targets combined

Hint #3 for both of my targets
-You both live in states with higher population than mine

Hint #4 for both of my targets
-Your states have a larger total area than my state

Hint #5 for both my targets
-You both live in towns with at least 10X greater population than my town

Hint #6 the population density of both of my targets towns is at least 50 times greater than the population density of my town

Hint #7 for both targets
-My town was established at least 75 years prior to either of your towns

Hint #8 for both targets
-Neither of my targets were somewhat caught in the middle of a recent "box" war between two prevalent BA BIF groups.

Hint #9 for both targets
-My time zone is different than my targets

Hint #10 for both targets
-One of you has beers listed on BA wants list, the other does not

Hint #11 for both targets
-I follow one of you on a beer related APP. My other target does not use this APP.

Hint #12 for both targets
-I have sent beer to one of my targets, the other I have not.