That facepalm moment

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Immortale25, Dec 13, 2012.

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  1. BedetheVenerable

    BedetheVenerable Initiate (0) Sep 5, 2008 Missouri

    One of three.
     
  2. lsummers

    lsummers Maven (1,275) Jun 21, 2010 California

    I can believe when your tastes are confused you mix "hey that tasted different" with "hey this tastes different". Until you gain an actual taste, it all just tastes.. Well.. Different
     
  3. Orca

    Orca Grand Pooh-Bah (4,710) Sep 18, 2010 Washington
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    Just be happy he ordered a Brown Shugga' instead of a Bud Light. So what if he compared it to Blue Moon?
    Two steps forward, one step back.
     
  4. ColinStClaire

    ColinStClaire Initiate (0) Jul 31, 2012 Washington

    Holy shit this was funny.
     
  5. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    I once gave someone some a taste of Jester King's Boxer's Revenge (a sour wild ale aged and bourbon and wine barrels) and they told me it tasted like Mike's Hard Lemonade.
     
  6. Bluecane

    Bluecane Initiate (0) Dec 30, 2011 New York

    ISO: Jester King's Revenge, FT: Mike's Hard Lemonade. I'd like to keep this $4$, please. Thanks.
     
  7. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    I don't know if the shipping would be fair though... as I'd be sending one bottle and you'd be sending almost a case. The sugar/corn syrup headache that would occur gives me chills, blech.
     
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  8. PoopChute69

    PoopChute69 Initiate (0) Oct 24, 2012 Poland

    That's a tricky situation...

    Next time you should just punch him in the jaw and swagger back to your pull tab booth.
     
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  9. Bluecane

    Bluecane Initiate (0) Dec 30, 2011 New York

    Fair enough; we can just go oz4oz.
     
  10. gtermi

    gtermi Initiate (0) Apr 21, 2010 Texas

    I wish Blue Mood tasted like Brown Shugga. I would drink that shiz year round!
     
  11. jRocco2021

    jRocco2021 Savant (1,083) Mar 13, 2010 Wisconsin

    When will someone make a monocle that can withstand the force of my pretentiousness.
     
  12. TheBigLebrewski

    TheBigLebrewski Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2012 Michigan

    i work at a sour brewery. face-palm moments abound. also, idliketochokeyouout moments. but i have personally introduced hundred of people to sour beer, and it's been a pleasure, for the most part.

    also, what the fuck is the deal with people asking for a beer "like blue moon." it's my least favorite beginning-of-interaction-with-a-customer question. i usually respond with something like "blue moon is an imitation microbrew that compares very little to the artisan ales we and other microbreweries serve." which, i realize, is somewhat elitist, but it gets the point across.
     
  13. TheBigLebrewski

    TheBigLebrewski Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2012 Michigan

    also, upvote for alex grey.
     
  14. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    Send beer to Texas, it would make us... Jolly?
     
  15. Derranged

    Derranged Initiate (0) Mar 7, 2010 New York

    Brown Shugga is back? Why didn't you fuckin beer dorks tell me?!!!

    Haha.. You guys are great. But its back? I've got to get me hands on some again. Only had one bottle one time last year.
     
  16. FosterJM

    FosterJM Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2009 California

    I dont know. I stopped paying attention after this.

    Cheers!
     
  17. JulianB

    JulianB Initiate (0) Feb 1, 2012 South Carolina

    One time, immediately after having eaten a homemade corn dog covered in spicy mustard, my friend gave me a pour of his homebrew Flanders red, and after I took a sip I asked him if it was his citra pale ale. *Doh*

    Rinsed my mouth out a few times, tried it again, and realized how dumb I must have sounded.
     
  18. coreyfmcdonald

    coreyfmcdonald Initiate (0) Nov 13, 2008 Georgia

    But you have people reaching out to you to get them to try something unique. Though your beer is certainly much better than Blue Moon (I'm assuming I'm right in the brewery I think you work for), why don't you have them try a Calabaza Blanca? It's brewed with similar spices which might be recognizable to the drinker. You could also probably put a better spin on the difference between a brewery like yours and Blue Moon.
     
  19. Flyway

    Flyway Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2012 Wisconsin

    Good, because WI is done sending any Bears fan a trade anyways!!:stuck_out_tongue:
     
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  20. tjensen3618

    tjensen3618 Maven (1,391) Mar 23, 2008 California

    Elitist, and also false.

    Blue Moon is made with wheat, coriander, orange peel, a belgian witbier yeast strain and compares well with White Rascal, Alaskan White, Allagash White, Great White, Namaste etc...
    Do a blind taste test.
     
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