Dark Lord Day (2021)

for sure. i wouldn’t expect ASB to go 1:1 just because of bottle count and cost. and HJ has been around a little longer than CTM and it’s vanilla.

 

not trying to take attention away from the matters at hand, but drinking a reg DL 21. it’s tasty this year.

 

Nope. It’s possible they “found” more later. I just know they had none when I was there.

 

Sorry, no. They had no idea what was in my bag. I just told them I got 2 identical bags. They said, “Yeah, we’re out of Handjee.”

 

I have been waiting for a Dark Lord thread to just turn the complete feces. This is gratifying. Thank you!

 

Ultimately you should be mad at the people who kept asking for handjee earlier on in the day so when you showed up they just had CTM and ASB left for you. Because apparently when they reloaded on late Sunday they had more handjee

 

Maybe?

Honestly the only reason I asked was that people were saying the bags were color coded, and I got 2 of the same color. I wouldn’t have expected them to search through bags for a Handjee, that would be a d*** move. I thought it would be as easy as swapping out one bag for a different color bag.

 

Yea somebody said that about the bags on day 2 and I debunked that earlier.

 

No problem, I’m doing my best to contribute and make sure the standards of this thread are maintained. It’s gotten too hoity toity without photos of drunks wrestling in port-a-potty runoff.

 

Nature is healing.

 

Sorry, I missed that one.

 

I personally love the new entitlement. I remember when you had to win a scratch off to even buy a DL variant. My group of 4 completely struck out for 3 years straight (what are the odds). I’ve just been grateful for guaranteed variants. And from my experience if you’re good to fellow craft beer enthusiasts and you’re in the culture long enough, you’ll most likely eventually get to try that whale on your bucket list.

 

It's hilarious people are making such a big deal about the word "random" when if you ctrl+f for "random" on the dark lord day page, there are 0 results for the word "random."

What it does say...

"Limit two packages total per customer. Each individual package will contain two different variants. Orders containing multiple packages may have similar variants in each bag."

 

I'm just pissed off that I got two bags of JD and CTM and when I asked to switch they told me they were all out of ASB.

Fucking bullshit man.

 

this makes sense to me

 

I haven’t heard this much whining about not getting a handjee since the day after prom.

 

How can FFF improve? I think it was cool to offer two package choices (though one was vintage) so maybe that is what they should do next year- option 1 guarantees the good stuff, option 2 the wacky stuff.

 

It does make sense but it is definitely the outlier, they are not 1:1 unless you find the right set of eyes

Amateurs! I did my complaining ON prom night