Beer Jokes Thread

Did some research. Keep reading it, but do it with a thick Scottish accent.

 

Did the same thing; didn't help any.

 

My round

 

I got the marooned joke, finally. A new beer slogan: Leave no Stone unturned.

I have one that's been stuck in my head for almost 60 years (it's now outdated, so even worse). With the bases loaded, the pitcher Mil Famey pitches ball 4. An empty beer bottle falls out of his pocket. The opposing player crossing the plate sees the bottle and says, "That's the beer that made Mil Famey walk us". Some old beer slogans: Stegmaier, brewed to the taste of the nation. Point Special, When you're out of point, you're out of town.

 

Sure glad I won't lose any sleep tonight over that. Thanks for the translation.

 

How often should you put a slice of orange in your beer ? Once in a blue moon.

 

How do you know someone is into craft beer ? Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend ? Homeless.

 

I once drank an entire steel reserve.

* forums erupt with laughter and a standing ovation *.

You've been a great crowd.

 

What did one craft beer bottle say to the other after their boxing match ? How's your mouth feel ?

A priest, a rabbit ,and a minister walk it into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit " What'll ya have?" The rabbit says" I dunno know, I'm here because of Autocorrect".

 

That’s a dandy, brilliant marketing slogan!

 

I hate it when I'm on BA and I'm rudely interrupted by a jogger bouncing off my windshield

 

Hey!! I think @eppCOS isn't going to like that joke

 

Lots of brewers used to play off of another famous Schlitz slogan:

 

That was funny!

 

Somebody should have copyrighted "the beer that made Milwaukee jealous". How about a microbrewer in Milwaukie, OR, using that slogan? (one well known brewer, Breakside, operates in Milwaukie).

 

Well, maybe they were afraid they would have been sued by Schlitz? Sounds crazy but Anheuser-Busch did sue the company that made dog chew toys shaped like beer bottles with parody beer names, like Buttwiper and O'Drool's.

Nowadays, not sure Pabst would even notice or want to pay the legal costs. Which now makes me think - after Pabst moves their contracts from Molson Coors to City breweries, Schlitz will go back to not being brewed in Milwaukee, which was the case after Stroh bought the brand (actually Schlitz closed Milwaukee right before selling out) until Pabst acquired the label in '99.