NBS BIF #15 Hints and Hauls: Was it Over When the Canadians Bombed BIF #14? HELL NO!

I did some more shopping today. There were a couple beers brewed for the Ukrainian humanitarian effort. I haven’t had them myself, but if you’d like one or two of them in your box, target, I’m happy to oblige.

 

Sorry to my target. Internet issues for a few days, fixed, but now I am switching providers. We'll see how that goes. Here is a recap of hints, with a new addition.

Hint #1
You are currently closer to Purdue than I am.

Hint #2
I am not shipping as far south as Hank Hill, but I am shipping further east.

Hint #3
I have rated/reviewed more styles than my target.


Hint #3.5
I have also rated/reviewed beers from more countries than my target.

A new hint is coming, as I catch up on 5 pages from you rambunctious popinjays.

 

I don't think anybody has eliminated me as their sender via my hints, so I'll try to make things a little easier.

First a recap:
Hint #1 - https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100/1986-05-31/
Hint #2 -


Hint #3 -

Hint #4 -


Hint #5 - Great big fins and painted steel, man it looked just like the Batmobile
Hint #6 - Sound of the drums, beating in my heart

There's a theme with the six hints and that theme is relevant to one of you. I don't want to make it too obvious, so I'll expand upon the first two hints a bit.
For hint #1 - one of the artists / bands on the list is relevant
For hint #2 - I won't tell you who that triathlete is, but he was a pro triathlete who had to retire unexpectedly due to heart problems

 

lol
I have no idea what the theme is and see absolutely no connection to me (or anyone else) for any of those six clues, even with the expansion.

I'll continue to mark you as "Dunno"

 

Ok on those hints, but why do you keep posting my old picture in #3? Here is a more current image

 

Here you go. I put them in a format you're more likely to understand

 

Just body positivity to remind those of us who work tirelessly on our physiques that we'll still be valued even if we let ourselves go

 

Thanks, now I have something to chew on

 

(Haul) Hint #4
Thinking of food items, I enjoy sending a certain type of item that can, and will, have the
opposite effect desired for diabetics. But hey, I think all of us need to be conscious of the real risk of our hobby.
Of course, sweets will be be included in bottles and/or cans. But this confectioner began, notably, much closer to you than me. I am reasonably sure that you have come across this temptress in your travels but cannot confirm this. I hope this addition will not
offend your dearones. Maybe it will actually endear them to our chaos.

 

No kidding! Hard to keep up here.

 

I've been hit!
Have I been ninja'd, or has my targeter begun a campaign of annihilation against my poor porch? I don't know, because I didn't get a chance to open it as I was on my way to work, but it appears to have come from @jonphisher!

Details will be revealed (not least to me) this evening.

 

There is not sufficient "LIKE" button for this. Hilarious!

 

That took me a minute!

 

Damn....Them some BIG guns.

 

My brother had a former CHP (California Highway Patrol) Mustang. We got her up to about 124 MPH in Montana. That sure felt different than 80 or 90.

 

Had to edit this one.

 

I'm not sure the simple mind part would eliminate any of us, regardless of @snaotheus and his data geekery, or @Roguer and @JayORear with their precise grammar. Most of us are just simple, beer loving morons (and I mean that in the best way possible!)