You're having a last supper with 13 mates

13 people is about 10 more than I can bear at any one time

 

Depends on who is picking up the tab.

 

Ribeyes, lagers and IPA's, then Utopias for dessert.

 

Kirkland Blue Label Vodka 4 sure! Unfortunately we don't have booze at our Costco. Stupid Commonwealth!

 

‘Za and Two Hearted. Fuck you mean?

 

Steak and marzen. Lots of both.

 

KC-style BBQ ribs, fried chicken, Porterhouse (rare), fresh-baked crusty bread, and corn on the cob, with a big tub of garlic butter and plenty of Jester King's Le Petit Prince and Commercial Suicide.

 

Fou' Foune with some surf n' turf. What could be better?

 

Salads, pizzas, and a selection of 50 different NA beers.

 

Killing the 12 of them an takin the beer and food.

 

A garden salad, pizza topped with Italian beef & Italian sausage , a scoop or chocolate mint ice cream , and a six pack of lagers.

 

Wait until everyone is hungry then start drinking world class beers. Beers taste best when hungry. If people want food later on, then offer some snacks.

 

Ah yes, drinking on an empty stomach. My best personal recipe for a hangover.

 

I worry about you!

 

I like your style and I'm taking a seat at your table.

 

I'd keep it simple and just have bread for sharing. I'd pair that with maybe a saison which we'd drink from a 'grail ' (It's been done before, kind of.)

 

A block of velveeta and skunked ghost pepper imperial jagermeister aged ham gose in the hopes it thwarts whatever plan these 13 people have hatched for my final moments.