NBS BIF #16 Hints and Hauls: Sweet Sixteen - Teenage Lust Tastes Like Creamed Corn and Rolling Rock

So, to deliver to your domicile, do i need to hire lumpers, too?

 

Dem nuts, getting cracked, ouch!

 

I’m out

 

Two words: atrial rubicite

 

Huh? I don't recall posting a hint that eliminates you. And yet, I do seem to remember posting some that specifically include you.

I'll admit that, as a verified "Seinfeld" hater (seriously, who wants any of those folks, except, perhaps, Newman, who seems to be at least the most genuine of the characters, and not as dickish as the rest. Ya knew wut ya were getting with him...) using Costanza as an explainer seems to be a self-defeating prophecy.

Aim higher. Expect better.

 

OH!, as a recovering OTR driver, whose company would often not let us know that lumper money was available on load, I despise Lumpers! How otherwise solidly pro-union companies would let those on premises remains a mystery, and I haven't been in a grocery warehouse in 20+ years.

Fuck that whole system.

 

You guys might want to avoid the water references in these hints. You’re tempting fate. This might happen to one of the boxes:

 

This hurts to watch

This cannot be an actual screenshot is it? With how many boxes you’ve sent to people I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s real. How does it happen??? Nothing surprises me anymore.

 

It’s from a record collector Facebook group I’m in where people post pictures of packages destroyed by the various mail and parcel services. Usually it’s pictures of records in boxes that have been folded in half. I’m guessing this was cleverly photoshopped but a small part of me hopes it’s real. I thought this group would appreciate it.

Thankfully, my latest assault is still in the tender clutches of the good folks at UPS, or so their updates would have me believe!

 

Hint 1: Michael Brown finished his basketball career as assistant coach for the Chicago Bulls in 2008.

Hint 2: At 6 feet, 10 inches tall, Michael Brown earned the nickname, “The New Washington Monument” while playing for George Washington University in the early 1980’s.

Hint 3: Scoring nearly 2300 points in 5 seasons with the Utah Jazz, Mike brown earned the nickname “The Brown Bear” from esteemed Jazz announcer, Rodney Clark “Hot Rod” Hundley.

Hint 4: If I add the year Michael Brown started his basketball career to the year he finished his basketball playing career and then add the total number of points he scored over that time period, that total number is still over 800 less than the number representing my targets zip code.

 

Looks Austrian to me…

 

Not at all! I have some on call for just such occasions. Doesn’t everyone?

 

Is that The Jackson 5?

 

Exactly!!