Funny things kids say about beer.

Yes sir, the little sweetheart looks at the can and say" daddy, are you ready for a heady" . Hilarious, and I cheers the chocolate milk!

 

Well I can say my kids 11 & 7 always smell the beer I'm drinking, especially my 7 year old daughter. It has almost become a regular thing with her and I love the awful faces and the ugg sounds she makes as she sticks her nose in it. Priceless!!!

 

When my daughter was in preschool everyone had to get up in front of the class and tell what their dads did for a living. She said her dad "drinks beer and plays golf". If only that were true.

 

This didn't happen.

 

Hey dad, can I have the last Lunch? Its ok, he's 32.

 

Huh?

 

Giving my kids each a little taste of Black Tuesday when I open it X-mas night if they want to try. My 13yr old knows about it, how rare and how much it means to me! I know she won't even like a sip, let alone the smell... but I wanna give them the option to try.

 

Dad! I like turtles…

 

When I was a kid I said "I'll never drink beer, it's bad for you." Oh the stuff public school tried to shove down my throat.

 

my 9 year old daughter likes to smell every beer I pour and hold the glass up to the light and try to guess what kind of beer it is. She is starting to be right more often than she is wrong...

 

My 5 year old asked me how much I bench press

 

Sitting in my living room NOT drinking beer my 9 year old son gets a weird look on his face and says "I smell bud light". My wife and I look at eachother and at the same time say "how do you know what bud light smells like?!!"...

He's like bobby hill... That boy ain't right...

 

Not really funny, just a sign of the times, but I have a teacher friend in Asheville who, on career day, had a 9-year-old say they wanted to be a brewer. Then she had to explain what that was to the other kids who didn't know what that was. Not sure if she got any calls from parents...heh.

 

I was asked to take my grandson, age 7, to his indoor soccer game. I'd been there before but while driving up I was unsure where to make my turn off of Willows Road to the Redmond Arena Sports Complex. Slowing down & looking around too soon, my grandson says "No Papa, it's PAST Black Raven"

 

My 4 yr old daughter calls it "beard." So when she says, "Daddy id that beard?" I can honestly say' "no, it's not beard."

 

My daughter has offered me beer before. And earlier today we were looking through my beer collection for something to bring to my in-laws and she said "Daddy, you have too much beer!"

In all seriousness, she has been as accommodating as a six year old can be in my beer drinking adventures.

 

Some teenagers in front of the package store said they'd give me $14 for a 12 pack of Corona and $6 for my troubles, $20 total. Kids say the darndest things. If I can't buy a 6 pack of a Lil' Sumpin Sumpin and a pack of Kools, I ain't buyin you shit.

 

I hear Millennials say all sorts of silly things about beer frequently.