NBS BIF #17 Hints and Hauls: Subaru Drivers Won't Keep Us From Our Magic Water Breakfast

Joy would tell you I review a shocking amount of beer, period.

I get the Rocky explanation now, but I wouldn’t have ever connected those dots. Fortunately, you aimed your subsequent clues to the intellectual level of your target!

 

I haven't played as much with Chat GPT, but it seems more impressive than DALL-E 2. DALL-E seems to frequently ignore or omit parts of the request, and has extremely noticeable difficulty with details like hands (how many fingers should there be? Which way do they bend? Do eyes *really* need to point the same way?). Chat GPT can be pretty convincing.

Plus it agrees with me that there's literally no way to connect the B-52s with Giancarlo Esposito, so it must be wicked smaht and @JayORear is nutso

 

Moss!

 

Chat GPT has failed me every time I used it. It's awesome for what it is but there are limitations, as in the data in the free version was current as of 2021. And since they aquired pretty much all their data from the internets which is what, 60% **** and of the 40% left, 39% is cat videos. So consider the source!

 

I know! I've seen what he does to porches.
I can't be too sad though, every sender I have had has sent me flat out amazing beer that I couldn't acquire myself. Heck, I still have a few of what you sent me in the cellar!

 

This has gotta be me, though last time I asked if I was your target I never heard back from you haha

 

I feel this way too about @FBarber

 

??? IIRC, you called him out and then took it back - You gotta go all in or expect nada! We drive Subaru's on sidewalks around here!

 

Both things could be true,

 

Alright @FBarber , are you my sender?

 

Hint #9 (and a Haul Hint): Joy and I are going to visit my Mom in Dayton on Friday and Saturday. When we begin that trip, we will drive by the brewery featured in the pics below before we get on the road to Mom’s.

The first highway we jump on will take us approximately 60 miles East before we head South. If we stayed heading East on that highway a LOOOOOOOONG way, we’d eventually go within 25 miles or so of my target’s home, where I could hand deliver the beers I’ll be sending from this brewery.

CALL ME OUT NOW!!!!!

 

I watched the whole video

Should've stuck to my gut: an autobiography by me

 

All right...so...I have no idea who @JayORear's target is, but at least I can stop trying to find a link between Moff Gideon and Love Shack

That leaves me with three prime suspects...and a bunch of people that I've ruled out with less-than-100% certainty...