Wax or no Wax?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by MutuelsMark, Mar 1, 2026.

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Wax or No wax?

  1. Yes

    22 vote(s)
    25.9%
  2. No

    63 vote(s)
    74.1%
  1. ovaltine

    ovaltine Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,787) Apr 6, 2010 Indiana
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    I like the pull tab on waxed bottles, but I have a system that includes a steak knife that makes waxed bottles without a pull tab still pretty easy to negotiate.

    But I’m a trained professional. :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
     
  2. RaulMondesi

    RaulMondesi Grand Pooh-Bah (5,343) Dec 11, 2006 California
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    Only wax on Prairie Bomb! as if it’s 2013.
     
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  3. gatornation

    gatornation Grand High Pooh-Bah (10,388) Apr 18, 2007 Arizona
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    No wax for me . Most of the time I’ve had a few and spil. Chips of wax all over ( yells from the wife ) or a use a steak knife screwdriver or box cutter ( never a good idea) to try to gaet a piece of the cap showing so i can pry it off .
     
  4. burp2021

    burp2021 Aspirant (255) Apr 13, 2021 New York
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    just run it under hot water, it softens up and peels away
     
  5. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    Just bash the neck of the bottle on the edge of the counter. A little glass never hurt anyone.
     
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  6. TrojanRB

    TrojanRB Grand Pooh-Bah (3,779) Jul 27, 2013 Texas
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    I have “first hand” experience (excuse the bad pun). Was drunk, wanted more beer. Brewer didn’t include a pull tab in the wax. So went with a knife. I didn’t employ safe cutting….and ended up with 7 stitches.

    Many things I could’ve or would’ve done different, but you guys know how that goes. But the moral of the story is wuck fax

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. MutuelsMark

    MutuelsMark Grand Pooh-Bah (5,787) Jan 23, 2015 Kentucky
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    That is exactly what I am talking about/fearing. I understand the point of the wax, HOWEVER just add the tab.
     
  8. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    I've had one with a tab that broke when I pulled it.
     
  9. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    Do away with wax?! :astonished: Nonsense! These are extra special beers that deserve the 'romanticism' and celebratory effect, and the full enjoyment of the beer from the opening process through that last drop as it rolls across your tongue.

    If the beer isn't good enough to deserve the wax you should know that before you buy it, otherwise you've been sucked in by the brewery's false advertising and spent big bucks needlessly.
     
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  10. micada

    micada Grand Pooh-Bah (3,960) Jul 13, 2015 New York
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    Unless the brewery is dropping their price for no wax, I want some fancy-ass hand-dipped wax on my $32 500 ml bottle of tasty liquid that I’ll be urinating out within 24 hours. Entertain me with fake luxury and cap-sealing.
     
  11. micada

    micada Grand Pooh-Bah (3,960) Jul 13, 2015 New York
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    I have a cheap wine bottle opener, on which the foil cutter has been ever effective and efficient.
     
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  12. MutuelsMark

    MutuelsMark Grand Pooh-Bah (5,787) Jan 23, 2015 Kentucky
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    Now that would certainly add to the frustration!
     
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  13. MutuelsMark

    MutuelsMark Grand Pooh-Bah (5,787) Jan 23, 2015 Kentucky
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    Ok, then make it a bit easier on us inebriated to open them, not too much to ask I think.
     
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  14. micada

    micada Grand Pooh-Bah (3,960) Jul 13, 2015 New York
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    I’m reading a bunch of references to knives. That’s a problem. You need a rough serrated edge. A steak knife edge is insufficient. Wine bottle opener’s foil cutter works well, or get a nasty bad ass bottle opener with a serrated section that looks like a shark’s mouth.
     
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  15. MutuelsMark

    MutuelsMark Grand Pooh-Bah (5,787) Jan 23, 2015 Kentucky
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    Gonna try the few minutes in freezer suggestion next. I have a handful of wax dipped bottles.
     
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  16. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    I use the method described above - gouge a chunk of the wax from under the cap's edge so that I can get the opener to lock onto the cap. I usually score the wax in a ring also just under the edge but I don't know if it's absolutely necessary.

    Legal disclaimer: If you're drunk you're not going to enjoy this beer anyway, so don't even think about picking up that sharp knife to try this. It's just crazy to do that!
     
  17. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Naw, ya just gotta tell your equally drunk friends to stay well away from you well doing it. 'Help' causes more problems than it cures.
     
  18. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    :grin:

    I spilt more than a little blood, especially on some of those cray/cray wax jobs Deschutes used to do. I have a foil cutter now, but probably should buy a better one. Also how are you supposed to do that on the lowdown on Public Transportation in the greater LA area???
     
  19. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    Done that still had to pry up on the crowns of the cap. A daunting challenge when xx beers deep
     
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  20. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    None of mine that bad, but still more blood than I'd care to admit