Deuces are Wild - Hints and Hauls

Now that's how you research a target!

 

I didn't know this until I started reseaching your town for clues, I found a list of movies filmed in Stockton and Raiders of Lost Ark was filmed there. I saw that movie 7 times in the theater as a kid, I guess that dates me, haha.

I saw that bottle holder and knew you really didn't want glassware, so I bought 2. Every place I've taken that thing people think it's bad ass, and it does a great job keeping your beer cold. They need to make a 2 bomber style, like they have for wine.

 

So last clue for a date certain saturday delivery: my target has some very impressive neighbors, including a famous cellist that recently ate dinner in the restaurant under my apartment building, two tables away from yours truly.

 

My target's boxes will go out asap... waiting on a BA bottle to come in. My targets box will be largely hoppy. Some of his wants conveniently fit into a trifecta...

 

I'm in the same situation; waiting on a bottle from a local BA that I can't seem to connect with. If it doesn't go out today, it'll be Monday.

 

Remember this? yeah that didn't happen. My punk sister decided to go ahead and have a baby so I got all wrapped into that situation. Will go out Monday. Blame the baby.

 

Clearly your sister needs to reevaluate her priorities and do a better job of keeping our needs in mind...

(But congrats on being an uncle!)

 

The flu has slowed me down with putting a box together for my target, who is enjoying better weather than me right now. He'll also be enjoying alot of wants when he gets the box, because I can hit a shit-ton of them.

 

I am ready for em

 

Just an update. My target has already shipped but I have not, per their request

 

just picked up the last pieces to my box. My target will be getting some of the freshest, most sought after Ipas on the market as well as a slew of BA stouts and other BA goodies. Hope you're ready! Another Hint: My targets name suggests the area in which he lives.

 

Daaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnn... those be some ridiculous hauls. Keep the beer **** coming!

 

The great Bruce Willis played a cop in the state where my box is going ( not die hard).

 

Your hints all seem to fit for me EXCEPT who wouldn't want to like right in the middle of the country right next to Kansas. You guy to make fun of everyone who LIVES in Kansas. It is awesome. Obviously I'm not your target.

 

I have zero idea who is sending to me

 

I think I am only going to be able to hit 8 of my targets wants. I'm having trouble finding someone to ship the other 6 wants from one brewery in Cali. I may need to ship a few days after the cut off for a beer that is brewed with honey to hit the shelves in NC.

 

2 boxes totaling 57.9lbs heading West set to hit Wednesday.

Last hint- the place they are going has 2 elements associated with them of a famous music group.

 

...maybe like Windy City and Chicago Fire? Huh? Huh?

 

Too easy of a hint ?

I still have no idea who my sender is...