Deuces are Wild - Hints and Hauls

Or devi0us

 

Dropped my boxes off today. 57.35 lbs of liquid goodness is headed West.

Hint: I was not provided with my target's name, but luckily his username can be broken down in to a real-sounding name (with a few tweaks.)

Also, it will be there Wednesday.

 

dropping off my boxes in about 20 minutes, there is 12 big botlles, 12 little bottles, two growlers and two t-shirts heading to a state that stole their NHL team from a state that now has a new time, albeit a bit more "wild"

 

My box ships Wednesday to a place that's not as awesome as Kansas...containing approx. 30 bottles of goodness

 

Holy shit! My boxes came in today and there were BIG! I live on the 3rd floor of my building and had to lug those monsters up 3 flights! I finally get to my room and unseal the Gordian Knot-like tape job, and it's just stacks upon stacks of awesome beer! I keep lifting away layers of beer to find more wants! Devi0us, you really killed it. Some of these I had more or less given up on ever getting!

The Swag, as mentioned earlier:
DFH Goblet (Want!)
DFH "Imported from the Other Room" Tee

The Haul:

Deschutes:
Abyss 2012 - Want
Hop Henge - Want
Mirror Mirror - Big Want
Black Butte XXIV - Big Want

Midnight Sun:
2011 Arctic Devil - Big Want
TREAT - Big Want

Russian River:
2 Pliny's - Always Want
Supplication - Always Want
Beatification B5 - Mega Want!

Knee Deep:
Hop Shortage - Big Want
Simtra - Big Want

FiftyFifty:
Eclipses (All Big Wants):
2012 Evan Williams, Rittenhouse, and EC12
2011 EC-20

Hair of the Dog:
2011 Doggie Claws - Want

Sierra Nevada:
BA Bigfoot - Want

Truly I am completely blown away!

 

The hockey bag stays

 

But the NHL team came!!!!

 

all at once????

 

That'll take a while to clean up

 

Don't mind me, just buzzed; I already went through the Doggie Claws and the Hop Henge Devi0us sent me - couldn't wait another second, and in the 38 F weather we have they were already chilled.

 

I'm glad you liked the brews, I really tried to knock out as many if your wants as possible while trying to one up Lobo...Even though it's not quite Lobo-eske, it's a selection that I thought you'd enjoy...His box was just too fucking ridiculous...

Cheers!

 

With due respect to Lobo and his totally insane box, I prefer the one I received. I've been lucky enough to try most of the GI variants, excepting Vanilla, and got an amazing Surly gift pack in an LIF a while back. If I was to name bottles for a box of stuff I would like to receive in this BIF, every single bottle you sent me would have been on that list. It's so awesome I feel guilty for the quality of the box BeerandBoards got, and I sent that out feeling like I had done my absolute best to floor him.

 

Dude, please, your box dominated! Photographic evidence, forgive the photography, they were taken in my office.

 

A name like Beer would invite box suspicion. Bear is far less suspicious and still entertaining.

 

Forgot to mention yesterday that I dropped off a couple of boxes, which are now heading west to a place I'd rather be right now (it's f-ing HOT here today).

Another hint: I've done a ton of trading with people in my target's city, and I'm in the middle of one now.

 

I hope my target gets his ass home by Thursday from wherever , maybe DE, a box is landing, Funny there are two beers in those boxes from DE that make a most outstanding, and somewhat intoxicating, Black and Tan. In a snifter of course.