Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

Ughh, I'll stick to Miller Light!

 

All beers can't be Zima.

 

I gave my friend a drink of my Surly Abrasive once and he only drinks coors light. The look of bitterness on his face was absolutely priceless. He then said, "What the hell is this?! I have a buzz already and it feels like my tongue is coated in fucking hops!! Nasty!!"

On Saturday I told my girlfriend to take a sip of my BCBS. "This is gross, it tastes like motor oil and soy sauce."

 

Absolutely! Was worth the taxi fair.

 

Well even tho I got my best friend a bmc guy likeing craft beer I quit trying. To give my good beers to people that don't apppreciate craft beer but its funny they say they don't like it at all they drink budwieser and then when they find out I went to the beer shopee and went beer tasteing they get mad at me for not inviteing them makes me laugh

 

"OH... It's got a real.... WEIRD taste." (accompanied with fish puckering face of horror)

It's just hops people!

 

I let my dad have a sip of Bourbon County. He said it tasted like church wine. (Shit, if that was really the case, I'd be going to church a lot more often.)

 

I usually get "this tastes like soy sauce!" that that beer.

Well, it DOES kinda taste like soy sauce.

 

Next time reply with "Why, thank you!"

 

When I gave my uncle some Rogue Santas Private Reserve ale he said "you like your beers with a perfume scent, dont you?" then after another sip "I can't drink this stuff"

 

The stout thing I can at least understand, what with the sweetness blocking out all of the roastiness, although I'm not sure how that equates with liking Dark Lord.

I got the surprise of all surprises from my now-wife last year. She strongly dislikes IPAs, and even hoppy pale ales. I've gotten her drinking Tripels, Quads, and some barrel-aged stuff, so she's definitely into certain styles of craft beer, but hops are a big no-no. Well, she meets me out at a Pliny the Younger tasting, and to my mild surprise buys a ticket for a pour of Pliny. I figure, good for me, I'll get a second glass. She proceeds not only to drink the whole thing, but to tell me how good it was. This from a woman who cringes every time I make her taste something even remotely hoppy.

 

Over Christmas, I let my family sip on some of the sours I had with me. My aunt, who does drink the occasional craft beer, referred to all the sours I had as "colon cleansers." I loved all my families facial expressions when they tried these sours.

 

I have a friend who, when we tailgate, will eat everything in sight and washes it all down with a bunch of BMC lights. Says our beer is too heavy. As soon as we enter the stadium, he proceeds to get nachos and a couple slices of pizza. Although, he is kind enough to always bring some crafts to the tailgate for the rest of us.

 

This thread makes me appreciate my friends a lot more now.

 

A guy at work was telling me about some really strong Russian beers that he has had (he didnt name names) and after that he said "Have you ever had a beer from India? They make all those pale ales and stuff..."

 

Was it Ten Fidy?

 

My drummer once told me my Stone IPA tasted "LIKE A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE"

 

my ex used to call every beer I drank "cough syrup"...whether it was a stout, porter, IPA, etc...

 

"It's too bitter".

 

"what is this, a dark beer?" (referring to any beer)