favorite beer quote of all time

"That's cute, I remember when I had my first beer."
--Brennan Huff

 

That's awesome. I like this one:

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."- Abraham Lincoln

 

A toss up between:

1) "I wanna put my dick in it." - Fink

Or

2) "I want to freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and then melt it in the spring time and drink it" - Barry Badrinath aka Barry Badrinath

Or

3) The entire script of Beerfest

 

Favorite booze quote:
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

-Tom Waits

 

Mine was by Ben Franklin- "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

That is until I googled it to make sure I had correctly and found out it was adapted or misquoted from something he said about wine. Damn it, now I can't wear that effin shirt I bought at GABF!

 

"All I ask is three beers apiece for each of my co-workers...I think a man workin' outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion." -Andy Dufrense

 

That's not Babe Ruth. It's Jack Handey.

 

• Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

- Cliff Clavin, of Cheers

 

Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies
come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances;
I am drinking ale today.
- Edgar Allen Poe

 

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

- Senator John Blutarski, circa 1966.

 

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems. - Homer Simpson.

 

"A chi non beve birra, Dio neghi anche l'acqua.
Whoever doesn't drink beer, be denied water by God!

 

"It's so good! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!"
-Frank the Tank

 

My favorite Homer beer quote: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

 

"Shut up and drink your beer".

Found on the back of some T-shirts worn by Wrigley Field faithful. Probably a message towards White Sox fans?! Go Cubs!!

 

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
-Anonymous-

 

Homer Simpson: "Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, the smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"

 

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

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