You know a beer is really good when....

Burton is a fine, fine beer!

 

...you lke it alot.

 

...It's inexpensive, tasty, and makes you feel important/loved/happy

 

you cant get it, and you hate yourself for that reason (see Hopped Up Johnnie)

 

I've got this weird thing with IPAs where if I cough when pouring it, it's going to be awesome. It must be something to do with a strong hop aroma being released from the bottle.

 

...you tell your friends they can either come help you make a dent in your cellar or you're stayin in drinking Bourbon Barrel Stouts with your cat without them.

 

You keep picking it up just to look down and talk to it, sensually whispering , 'wow'

 

I also like to gently caress the bottle when I do that. You know, make it feel special...

 

I continually buy sixers while mixing and matching other beers. Yes, I'm talking to you Lil' Sumpin Sumpin.

 

You can smell the hops right after you uncap the bottle, even though you haven't put your nose to it yet. That always makes me giddy.

 

hahahaha ... no doubt.

... when it always seems to be in your fridge/cellar/stash.

 

You know a beer is really good when....

......you wake up in the morning and crave it more than sex or coffee, and can hardly wait until it's noon somewhere.

 

...you don't want to share it.

 

You say to yourself "That beer is really good."

 

Your crack it open and pour it, then go to sit down in the other room and realize the beer is already gone

 

... when you can't take the glass away from your nose and don't want to finish it because you don't want the experience to be over.

 

When you keep saying WOW after every quaff!!!

 

You bathe in it. I will post pics of me with hunahpu later this year. Lets hope they don't get deleted because they will be incredibly erotic

 

As much as I love beer I will never crave it more than sex. But hey to each their own