Brewmeister Releases Black ****

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  1. Todd

    Todd Founder (13,518) Aug 23, 1996 Finland
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    (Press Release) Brewmeister brewery, has today launched the first of 5 new beers from their new brewery in Moray.

    The boldly named Black **** is 5% and made using chocolate malt, muscovado sugar and coco. It is dark in colour and tastes rich and smooth according to Lewis Shand the companies Director.

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    He went on to say "Brewmeister is a company operated by young people who want to test the boundaries of brewing from the ingredients and techniques to the names we choose".

    The name is expected to cause some controversy but Brewmeister have claimed the beer is actually named after a type of bird.

    In the coming months, Brewmeister are releasing 4 other beers including one which is made with malt which has been smoked with old whisky barrels.

    Shand went on to say "the release of the beers will be followed by the unveiling of perhaps our most surprising beer yet, but at the moment it is a closely guarded secret". The anonymous beer is expected to be released later this year.

    http://www.brewmeister.co.uk

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    #1 Todd, May 9, 2013
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  2. MonkeyDonkey

    MonkeyDonkey Initiate (0) Sep 2, 2009 Massachusetts

    Note to brewers who make beers called "Black ****," "Raging Bitch," "Pimp," "Ass Kisser," and other crap like that: I'm not buying your stuff. I have kids in the house. Show some class, and grow up.
     
    #2 MonkeyDonkey, May 9, 2013
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  3. Zimbo

    Zimbo Pooh-Bah (2,305) Aug 7, 2010 Scotland
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    Thanks for that Todd.
     
    #3 Zimbo, May 9, 2013
  4. StarRaptor

    StarRaptor Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2010 California

    "The boldly named Black **** is 5%"

    Seriously? You name a beer Black **** and it's only 5%?
     
    #4 StarRaptor, May 9, 2013
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  5. EmperorBevis

    EmperorBevis Grand High Pooh-Bah (9,338) Sep 25, 2011 England
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    The bottle is 12"
     
    #5 EmperorBevis, May 9, 2013
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  6. jazzyjeff13

    jazzyjeff13 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,865) Nov 6, 2010 England
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    I wonder if it has a nice creamy finish?
     
    #6 jazzyjeff13, May 9, 2013
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  7. CwrwAmByth

    CwrwAmByth Grand Pooh-Bah (3,113) Jan 24, 2011 England
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    What's wrong with male chickens?

    You're the one with the dirty mind who immediately made the rude connection.
     
    #7 CwrwAmByth, May 9, 2013
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  8. CwrwAmByth

    CwrwAmByth Grand Pooh-Bah (3,113) Jan 24, 2011 England
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    Look at the label.

    Also, is it me or do Brewmeister seem like Brewdog wannabees at first glance?
     
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  9. EmperorBevis

    EmperorBevis Grand High Pooh-Bah (9,338) Sep 25, 2011 England
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    That's what I thought
    but I looked at their interwebs page
    they don't use adjuncts but use scottish spring water & German yeast
    and Black **** has nothing on the name
    Hello my name is Ingrid and all over the bottle we have printed Sweden and Bergmanesque often so you get the reference and we have put an extra one pound 20 on this bottle compared to say hardcore so you get that it costs more so it must taste better slant
     
    #9 EmperorBevis, May 9, 2013
  10. GrindFatherBob

    GrindFatherBob Initiate (0) Apr 29, 2010 New York

    Joke's on you. Raging Bitch is amazing.
     
    #10 GrindFatherBob, May 10, 2013
  11. MonkeyDonkey

    MonkeyDonkey Initiate (0) Sep 2, 2009 Massachusetts

    I've had Raging Bitch, and it is amazing. But I'm not buying bottles to leave in my fridge for my daughter to find. I'll buy something similar from a brewer with class.
     
    #11 MonkeyDonkey, May 10, 2013
  12. FatBoyGotSwagger

    FatBoyGotSwagger Grand Pooh-Bah (3,999) Apr 4, 2009 Pennsylvania
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    class in these matters is highly subjective. I'd drink the beer.
     
    #12 FatBoyGotSwagger, May 10, 2013
  13. rtrasr

    rtrasr Savant (1,032) Feb 16, 2009 Arkansas

    I do think Brewdog's 1% ABV beer is cleverly named: Nanny State:grinning:
     
    #13 rtrasr, May 18, 2013
  14. davey101

    davey101 Pooh-Bah (2,360) Apr 14, 2009 Connecticut
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    I take it you are missing out on the wonder that is **** sauce. Canned spotted ****, albeit expensive, is damn good. Also Cantillon is borderline **** with their peeing statue and naked painting lady. Our adult beverages need to be more PG I reckon.

    <3 sriracha
     
    #14 davey101, May 18, 2013
  15. Ispeakforthetrees

    Ispeakforthetrees Initiate (0) Apr 2, 2012 Colorado

    Black ****...

    Haven't stopped laughing since the word "boldly".
    Must have...
     
    #15 Ispeakforthetrees, May 18, 2013
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