Hop Venom owns my ass

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by itsiilegal, May 14, 2013.

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  1. itsiilegal

    itsiilegal Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2013 California

    Locally (when I lived in Oregon) this DIPA, which I swear is close to 12% used to own my ass anytime I consumed it. Offered in PINTS!!! at a arcade in Eugene, OR (always on tap btw) for $4-$5, this stuff destroyed. One night I lost my helmet, belt, bike light, money, found rocks in my pocket, and lost my phone battery but somehow kept the battery cover. Oh and the next Hop Venom escapade involved me peeing in my house's hallway. Have you tried it? Have you been bitten? What are you Hop Venom stories? Oh and go to Level Up in Eugene if you want $5 pints of Hop Venom.
     
  2. RaulMondesi

    RaulMondesi Grand Pooh-Bah (5,343) Dec 11, 2006 California
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    It's listed at 8.90%. Gotta take the training wheels off to play with the big boys, son.
     
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  3. itsiilegal

    itsiilegal Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2013 California

    I know it is not 12%, it such a strong and delicious beer that it seems more like 12%. I did not say it is 12%. Thanks for the late night trolling though.
     
  4. MRAnderson

    MRAnderson Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2012 Indiana

    " which I swear is close to 12%"
     
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  5. itsiilegal

    itsiilegal Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2013 California

    Glad I made a fun post about a fun beer. Enjoy your philosophical discussion about context and semantics.
     
  6. feloniousmonk

    feloniousmonk Grand Pooh-Bah (3,549) Nov 14, 2002 Minnesota
    Pooh-Bah

    Are you ever going to emancipate your ass, or shall we expect to be forever owned by this Hop Venom, in PINTS!!!
     
  7. hopsbreath

    hopsbreath Savant (1,157) Aug 28, 2009 Florida

    It'll get you drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! Mmm, mmm, bitch!
     
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  8. Rekrule

    Rekrule Initiate (0) Nov 11, 2011 Massachusetts

    Hey all! Anyone ever try Local Beer X? It's awesome. I don't care to tell you what it tastes like because that's unimportant. The ABV is so high lolz. One time a drank a couple at a bowling alley near my house ($5 a pint doodz!!1) and I woke up in a trash can with a Charleston Chew melted all over my chest and legs.
     
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