The Rules of Texas Craft Beer.

Discussion in 'Southwest' started by Daemose, May 16, 2013.

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  1. Daemose

    Daemose Maven (1,407) Oct 3, 2011 Texas

    Feel free to add your own.

    #1 And Jeff Stuffings spake all these words, saying, I am the Brewer thy sour beer provider, which have brought thee out of the land of Texas, out of the house of Bud Light. You must not have any other brewer but me. (Jester King can do no wrong. IMHO)

    #2. BB Hellfighter is Better than Parabola. Buy local.

    #3 Bishops Barrel is irritating to get ahold of.

    #4 No Label makes beer.

    #5 Matt Chow has a lot of beer.

    #6 Lutter is the only Austin BA who posts at 5 AM.

    #7 Brandon at D&Q will hook you up.
     
    #1 Daemose, May 16, 2013
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  2. HookemHops13

    HookemHops13 Initiate (0) Mar 21, 2013 Texas

    #8 Houstonians hoard
     
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  3. Daemose

    Daemose Maven (1,407) Oct 3, 2011 Texas

    Good one. Making it official.
     
    #3 Daemose, May 16, 2013
  4. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    I get bored at work! :wink:
     
    #4 Lutter, May 16, 2013
  5. Daemose

    Daemose Maven (1,407) Oct 3, 2011 Texas

    Me too when I'm working nights.
     
    #5 Daemose, May 16, 2013
  6. champ103

    champ103 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,296) Sep 3, 2007 Texas
    Society Pooh-Bah

    #9 Pointless threads?
     
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  7. Daemose

    Daemose Maven (1,407) Oct 3, 2011 Texas

    #10 You're no fun.
     
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  8. jl28r1

    jl28r1 Initiate (0) Jan 10, 2011 Texas

    If I report this thread, can I give the reason that I don't want the rest of the country think that Texans support this crap?
     
    #8 jl28r1, May 16, 2013
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  9. Daemose

    Daemose Maven (1,407) Oct 3, 2011 Texas

    Ha. I guess so. I don't think I'm breaking any rules though. Just trying to add a little beer related humor.
     
    #9 Daemose, May 16, 2013
  10. ThirdEyePA

    ThirdEyePA Initiate (0) Nov 7, 2011 Texas

    Lurkers **** new releases.
     
    #10 ThirdEyePA, May 16, 2013
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  11. miikezombie

    miikezombie Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2010 Texas

    You forgot....
    #11 Jester King is the greatest brewery in the history of ever.
    #12 Every time daemose posts miikezombie dies a little more on the inside. (May be a positive for most people)
     
    #11 miikezombie, May 17, 2013
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  12. kmello69

    kmello69 Initiate (0) Nov 27, 2011 Texas

    That was already covered in #1, man.....
     
    #12 kmello69, May 17, 2013
  13. Daemose

    Daemose Maven (1,407) Oct 3, 2011 Texas

    How about them beer hoarders, eh?
     
    #13 Daemose, May 17, 2013
  14. miikezombie

    miikezombie Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2010 Texas

    It bears repeating. In fact, each rule should read "Jester King is the greatest brewery in the history of ever." This wasn't planned out very well.

    For those keeping score: To date miikezombie has died 903 slow deaths.
     
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  15. Daemose

    Daemose Maven (1,407) Oct 3, 2011 Texas

    Meanwhile I have died 597 agonizing deaths.
     
    #15 Daemose, May 17, 2013
  16. icetrauma

    icetrauma Pooh-Bah (1,657) Sep 7, 2004 Texas
    Pooh-Bah

    I have a wife and 4 kids. I win.
     
    #16 icetrauma, May 17, 2013
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  17. Chuk_Hell

    Chuk_Hell Initiate (0) Apr 12, 2012 Texas

    lulz
     
    #17 Chuk_Hell, May 17, 2013
  18. puddledynamics

    puddledynamics Initiate (0) Apr 29, 2009 Texas

    #13 If puddledynamics sayeth any word then thyn word shall be striken from the pages of BA.
     
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  19. jl28r1

    jl28r1 Initiate (0) Jan 10, 2011 Texas

    I didn't know you were a JK fanboy!?!?
     
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  20. jbeezification

    jbeezification Initiate (0) Jun 6, 2012 Texas

    Wow, a post by miikezombie that doesn't mention pizza beer.
     
    #20 jbeezification, May 17, 2013
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