First World BA Problems

Not having the collection in my cellar to obtain any HF or HT.

 

I don't think it's too much to ask for restaurants and bars to train their bartenders and servers how to properly serve beer.

My complaints aren't that outrageous or uncommon.

 

when people think they're funny by destroying a porch here and there with killer boxes

when people hold they're off the shelf beers hostage like its a Rare never before released instawhale

when I have a party and tell everyone invited DO NOT bring beer and they show up with tons.....( how do I drink my cellar down?)

when I get done at the farm and my buddies are all sitting in my garage drinking beer asking me what took so long to do chores....
and then ask what's for dinner :-)

wow I feel better now getting this off my chest ready for another few more beers.....

 

Keep yours eyes peeled for Hill Farmstead on tap in NYC. Shows up quite a bit.

 

I prefer my fruit lambics fresh.......wtf am I going to do with this '11 Blabaer?!?!? FML!!!

 

Buying cantillon on the shelf, or able to order it online locally and having to choose what to buy. Hmmmmm classic gueuze or a LP. Too hard
Seeing that A&T is available to purchase on the shelf and passing up for a DIPA

 

I hate bombers. Or, at least bombers that cost more than 5 bucks...

 

1) Truck chasers. The odds are pretty good you don't need 25 bottles of that single beer. Really. Leave some for someone else.

2) People who only drive/fly for limited releases and then complain the breweries aren't catering to them.

 

Off topic but I have to say I love your picture. Brings me a smile every time I see it, very cute. Cheers!

 

half acre knows what's up.
http://halfacrebeer.com/the-tap-room/

 

I have a high metabolism so I'm biased...
but when people ask if other people are concerned about the calories in beer, or if nutrition labels would decrease someone's drinking, that's kind of annoying.

You generally either are or aren't concerned for your calorie intake, why do other people influence you?
And I think it's pretty well known beer has calories and stuff in it, though the number may surprise some...that's what Google is for.

Sounds cool, Where do you work?

 

I hate it when the keg of The Pupil blows right before I show up at the bar and it's replaced by another outstanding SoCal IPA.

 

Man, you go to some shitty "nice restaurants" bruh.

 

So was I

 

ordering a great beer and getting in a chilled tumbler

 

This damn economy ! I can never afford to get more then a couple of the beers I really want to try !

 

My car doesn't have auto pilot so I can drink as much as I want when I go out.

 

Having a budget of only $100/mo for beer

 

Want Hill Farmstead - take a road trip!