Jester King Bottle Share - July 20th

Added a few beers tentatively. Saw some Consecration... added some Redemption.

 

You better be there.

 

We will if we can.

- Jeff

 

They meant Atrial Rubicite, though. They've got clumsy fingers.

 

Atrial Rubicite debuted (?) at The Festival yesterday; it's time to release the bottles.

 

It's been many places already, in fact. But I don't think anyone's going to disagree with you on your second point; we're very ready for it.

 

Ah ok. Well North Texas hasn't seen it, so yes: bottles.

 

This. I'm sure Viking Metal is a wonderful brew. But does it come in a sexy 500ml bottle? Nope.

 

RELEASE THE BEER! /joke.

 

Oh, totally! Don't get me wrong, Viking Metal is really nice, but if I had to sit out one of the releases...

 

Pfft... Jeff could release Atrial Rubicite at 3am on a Tuesday and all you Houston folks would be there.

 

Now imagine a music, dear readers, heavy with cellos at a rapid staccato, cellos held between thighs in a dark room, the little room of lndsy's chest as she walks with her teammates to the opening day of her first Test of New Brewpub Laws. They are a rag-tag group of advocates, this bunch, and, with Jeff, the near-perfect new god, they know they will dominate the day.

lndsy is a world laced with rivers of beery blood. She is... ready.

 

Okay, Robert Lewis Stevenson.

 

whoa... are you George RR Martin?! Finish writing your next book damnit!

 

She is so ravenous, she can hardly keep from biting the caps off of her bottles in a gesture of what's to come.

 

"Jeff"

The Jester is King.
He, the absolute, sits upon a fermenting throne of oak and oat.
From there his glory and majesty radiate, omnipresent in ever facet of the advocate's lives.
Each word he hath spake hath given life to more resplendent and magical creations of imbibment.
Embodying the invisible essence of fulfillment, he stands poised.
The night falls on the world, and his ichor hath been released from its shackles.
The Jester is King.

 

Same as the other DFW folks - I'll go if AR is involved.

 

I have two cans of Heavy Machinery. If some out of town people want to try it (and don't mind it being ~7 weeks old), I can hang on to them til this tasting. What thinks you?