Rogue Must Be Stopped

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by DavoleBomb, Jul 8, 2013.

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  1. SammyJaxxxx

    SammyJaxxxx Initiate (0) Feb 23, 2012 New Jersey

    Organize a lynch mob and storm the brewery.
    I don't think there is any other way to stop them.
     
  2. alucard6679

    alucard6679 Savant (1,009) Jul 29, 2012 Arizona

    I can never find my torch and pitchfork when I actually need it..........

    Sorry guys, gonna have to sit this one out......
     
  3. semibaked

    semibaked Pooh-Bah (1,897) Mar 27, 2007 Minnesota
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    I blame the consumer.
     
  4. Ubermensch26

    Ubermensch26 Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2009 Kansas
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    I didn't care for the Maple Bacon Ale and so, while I was curious about the new porter, I didn't get one. The solution does seem that simple. Creativity and a willingness to take risks and experiment are at the heart of what makes craft beer great, but that inevitably means that there are going to be things out there that you (a general you, not addressed specifically to the OP or anyone else) won't care for. To take this sort of experience as a justification for the kind of hyperbole that's been floating around this series of beers is unnecessary and not helpful.

    By all means, express that you didn't like the beer; really, we're all here to talk about what we like and don't like (and why, of course), but it's really a problem to act like they've committed some sort crime by coming up with creative concepts and experimenting.
     
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  5. hey5hitgoose

    hey5hitgoose Pundit (754) Feb 28, 2013 Illinois
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    while I dont condone drinking many rogue beers beyond their dead guy and hazelnut brown nectar, Id say their prices are damn reasonable
     
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  6. TheNightwatchman

    TheNightwatchman Initiate (0) Mar 28, 2009 Pennsylvania

    Eh. They can brew whatever they want. I don't see the appeal of those beers, but obviously someone is drinking them.

    I can't really get mad at Rogue for experimenting, even if I think their choices are odd. Plus, their chocolate stout is legit.
     
  7. Roguer

    Roguer Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,811) Mar 25, 2013 Connecticut
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    I've had some good Rogue. The Voodoo Maple Bacon Donut Abortion was not.
     
  8. TheBeerAlmanac

    TheBeerAlmanac Initiate (0) Mar 3, 2011 Kentucky

    Everyone calm down, it's not like they're brewing beer with someone's beard hair or pages from a book.
     
  9. KS1297

    KS1297 Initiate (0) Apr 14, 2013 Wisconsin

    This thread is so dumb it makes me want to go drink some rogue just out of spite.
     
  10. DavoleBomb

    DavoleBomb Pooh-Bah (2,277) Mar 29, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    On a serious note, there was nothing creative that went into those pink bottles. Using extracts is lazy and almost guaranteed to fail. They taste horrible and horribly artificial. The only use of extract that I can think of that works is Lagunitas and their hop extract. A while back, I bought various nut extracts for use in some homebrew. Then I tested them in some homebrew I already had. Each dilution gave the same result: a worse beer than before I added anything. I immediately shelved them and looked into how to use real nuts in beer. The real thing turned out wonderful. I love creativity more than the next guy, but Rogue isn't even half-assing it for the Voodoo Abominations. Banana-extract? Banana flavor doesn't even take any extra work. All you need to do is change the yeast and the fermentation temperature. Lazy, uncreative brewing.
     
  11. bonercity

    bonercity Initiate (0) Feb 11, 2012 California

    Which Rogue beers are worth drinking besides the Dead Guy and the Hazelnut Brown? I've only had those two and they're both delicious,
     
  12. TheMonkfish

    TheMonkfish Initiate (0) Jan 8, 2012 Chad

    I have to hand it to them, they do have great marketing/packaging. It's a damn shame what they did to that dog.
     
  13. DrDemento456

    DrDemento456 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,439) May 15, 2009 Pennsylvania
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    I still don't know how curious one would have to be to even buy a bomber for 12-14 or more dollars for just an average beer. One would have to have too much money to accomplish that.
     
  14. BB1313

    BB1313 Grand Pooh-Bah (4,290) Jul 16, 2009 Ohio
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    Mocha Porter is really good.. They are hit and miss and their prices can be ridiculous at times, but it is what it is..
     
  15. Ubermensch26

    Ubermensch26 Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2009 Kansas
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    My use of the terms "Creativity" and "creative" refers to the concept of the beer(s). I'm certainly not here to defend poor execution, which strikes me as a reasonable phrase to describe the Maple Bacon Ale, but I'm confident that poor execution would not steal bits of my soul or whatever the OP alludes to. Again, employing vague complaints and hyperbole is not a productive way to have a discussion about a beer or brewery.

    I'd be interested in a discussion about the use of extracts versus ingredients or something that has to do with the execution of the concept, but general, inflammatory complaints aren't helpful at all.
     
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  16. TommyLiam

    TommyLiam Initiate (0) Jun 10, 2013 Arizona

    Their Chocolate Stout is solid. Most of their beer is above board,if not always great, it's just pretentiously priced and marketed.
     
  17. GuzzLah

    GuzzLah Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2013 Illinois

    You're supposed to mix Voodoo Maple Bacon Donut with Chocolate Peanut Butter Banana and Randall the mixture through marshmallows, jalapenos and gummy worms, ya amatuer. :rolling_eyes:
     
  18. Ernest_Hooper

    Ernest_Hooper Initiate (0) Apr 23, 2012 Michigan

    If I were Rogue I would get to work on a Voodoo Donut beer that was close to the best thing on the planet. Sacrifice the rest of their lineup, save for dead guy and another couple standbys, hire in experts from the best breweries around the world and spend at least two years perfecting an ultimate recipe that becomes the unquestionably greatest beer ever brewed.

    And make the bottle an even brighter shade of pink to really homer home the irony.
     
  19. GuzzLah

    GuzzLah Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2013 Illinois

  20. ejeffer11

    ejeffer11 Zealot (646) Feb 15, 2008 New York
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    old crusty is pretty good with some age on it, but certainly not worth what they charge for it.
     
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