TLNBIFF Hints and Hauls

Damn it. I read this yesterday and made a mental note to remember to put a note in the two boxes for each of my targets going out today.....and totally forgot.

Just dropped off 2 boxes for each of my targets; so if packages show up on anyone's porch in a few days from NC....it is from me. I'll have to remember to put noted in all the other boxes that are going out. Ran out of packing material last night, so I have to pick up some more today and more boxes to my targets will go out tomorrow.

 

Looks like box that was going to delivered tomorrow is now set to me delivered to the whales vagina tomorrow

 

Then someone in the mid-west could be the second person to get both boxes when 37# lands on his porch on Wednesday.

 

I mean Thursday it will be delivered

 

Just packed target #1's box and, much to my chagrin, there's still room in the damn box.
Doing a beer run on my lunchbreak to rectify this.

Clear yer schedules. Some one is getting a box in time for the weekend.

 

I think I recognize that wax --- if so, yummy.

 

OK--that's better, I figured that didn't make sense because I hadn't had any caffeine yet.

 

Hint 1: My targets will be getting a beer that's name puns on a Jock Jam.
Hint 2: It would take two and a half weeks to walk to either of my targets. But probably a little longer because of the sled full of beer I'd be pulling.
Hint 3: One, if not both, of my targets did not give their home addresses for shipping. It's hard to tell on Google Earth for one target.
Hint 4: Apologies in advance to both targets for not being to hit more than 2 or 3 exact wants , but a lot of similar styles and fine-ass locals are coming their way! These include 2 BA brews each and many beers the Bros thought were better than the masses did.
Hint 5: Beer for both targets will be delivered to the same state to locations only about 80 miles from each other. Driving between them during rush hour could potentially be quicker if you instead went through a bordering state.

 

So box number two headed eastbownd and left the Whale's Vagina yesterday. The tracking number is 00000012345788, in ranking numerical sequence. So if you have time, there are only 87,178,291,200 different combinations for the correct number order to figure out who will be getting this FedEx shipped box on Friday of this week. I do believe my target has some strong family ties. If he had to chose one parent to live with it would be a tough decision between his MA or his PA!

Box one is awaiting a calculated coordination with my partner in crime.

 

Target one
Hint #1 - Target one's packages are heading north
Hint #2 - You have at least one NC beer in your wants, and will be getting at least one of you NC wants

Target two
Hint #1 - Target two's packages are heading north
Hint #2 - You do not have any NC wants, but will be receiving the same beer as target #1s want



Hint #3 - Both of my targets live in states with professional sports teams that have won their respective titles in the past decade.

BEER Hint
Beer Hint #1 - Check out today's "What are you drinking now?" thread to see one of the beers both my targets will be receiving.
Beer hint #2 - Another beer going to both targets shows up today in the "what are you drinking now?" thread for today
Box #1 for both of my targets have the exact same contents - all NC stuff
Box #2 also has the same contents- all NC stuff - except there are an additional 24oz in box#2 for Target #1. The additional contents was not NC stuff, but was listed in Target#1's wants.

Boxes #1 and #2 for both targets went out today

 

00000012345788--not me
00000012345878--not me
00000012345887--not me
00000012347885--not me
00000012347588--not me
00000012357884--not me
00000012357488--not me

 

Is it missing a number? All my tracking numbers from today have 15 numbers

 

Crap, gotta start over?
I was almost halfway done.

 

Definitely not me. I don't think that Dr B would have us ship to each other or would he . Also, I've been active in this thread and one of your other clues said that target 2 had only posted once. It's possible that this is hitting the other MA guy or it's heading to PA. My guess is it's hitting PA in the hopes that box 1 is hitting MA. I like the sound of a coordinated porch strike and the alleged bottle of Abyss (I mean the deep fissure in the earth beer)

 

Welllllll an employee with a dolly came to my office a few minutes ago with a wonderful package. She asked if she should leave it outside my office, or bring it in. Hmmmmm, let me think, in please! So again due to opening these at work, I will post the pictures later. The wonderful box is from bcm75:

Founders All Day IPA (x2)
Cigar City Brewing - Tocobaga Red
New Glarus - Raspberry Tart
New Glarus - Berliner Weiss
Bourbon County Brand Stout 2012
Revolution Brewing - Anti-Hero IPA (x3)
Revolution Brewing - Eugene Porter
Pipeworks - Centennial Ninja IIPA
Pipeworks - Somethnig Hoppy This Way Comes
Pipeworks - Cash for Golden Ale
Pipeworks - Abduction Imperial Stout
Pipeworks - Orange Truffle Abduction

Damn I am lookin forward to these beers, especially the Pipeworks stuff. I have only had one beer from them and I am really stoked for more. Thanks a bunch Brian !

 

**envious**

 

Damn it! I forgot a zero, so the numbers will be
000000012345788
Sorry to waste everyone's time with an incomplete tracking number. I was kinda of distracted when my box showed up during my post. So keep at it folks. Not far now my little Smurfs!

 

Yeah, I think a single tear of joy came out of my left eye!

 

SQUAD!